Social media doesn’t affect me.
I don’t care if some folks don’t respect me.
But just hang on a sec
While on Twitter I check
That my followers will still elect me.
Take up your defensive positions!
Prepare now for hostile conditions!
These men he’s appointing;
These generals anointing –
These guys aren’t career politicians.
He altered their lives quite a lot
Says Obama, the outgoing clot.
And he did, it is true,
Alter more than a few;
Especially those he had shot.
Hooray! What a great week or two!
Trump won, Clinton lost, Castro too
Checked out – went below to join Che;
Good guy triumphed – two shits went away.