This May Take a While

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Four billion years the Earth has been around?
For almost all that time no sight or sound
Of man? – No creature walked upon the ground
Who could appreciate this Eden found?
No thinker that its wonders could astound?
With patience all creators must abound.

A Winning Attitude

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Hey scaredy cats, you’re such a bunch of fools;
Don’t be afraid of these Islamic tools.
Sure, some will end up cold and dead,
But hey! sleep soundly in your bed –
It’s much more likely you will win the pools.

Washington Post raising awareness of furniture danger

The Streets of London

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Hello, London calling – you know where we are.
Come visit, you tourists – it’s not very far.
See our lovely city –
Its bridges – so pretty.
(Just watch that you don’t get run down by a car)