No Sense of Huma

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Anthony Weiner, Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Huma Mahmood Abedin, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

No, she doesn’t think that’s it’s funny
That Weiner was texting his honey,
And emailing too;
Sure Anthony’s through,
But Huma Mahmood is the bunny.

What a Weiner

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Oh God! …..My name’s Anthony Weiner.
I should have wiped that laptop cleaner.
Now the damned FBI
Have stopped by to say: “Hi!
Mr. Weiner – here is your subpoena.”

Joe Biden – “Oh God…Anthony Weiner”

Rerun

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Around the track Hillary sails!
The Donald moves up on the rails!
They fly round the course,
But look! A dark horse! –
That long odds outsider – Emails!

A little music just for a change – It could have been (Ulli Bögershausen)

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Acoustic guitar, Aidan O'Brien guitarist, Australian guitarist, finger-style guitar, Guitar music, It could have been, Music, Ulli Bögershausen

Moving to the Border

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

I feel I can now make the call.
It’s strange how sometimes the cards fall.
I’ve got kids to feed.
It’s a job that I need.
I’ve heard there’ll be work……on a wall.

FBI Briefing

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

OK – this is what we all feared:
Those emails by which she was smeared –
The ones that she wiped;
It seems they were swiped.
Regrettably they’ve reappeared.

Down to Earth

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

My numbers are reaching the sky!
If I just had wings I could fly!
My campaign’s full of holes
But I lead in the polls!
Oh crap! It’s the damned FBI!

Animal Instincts

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Sheep – I would say they’re Democrats –
Herd animals; similar – bats,
ants, termites and bees,
And monkeys in trees.
Republicans are more like cats.

Reclamation

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Drain the Swamp, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The Washington Swamp has been drained –
Many toads, snakes and gators detained.
All suspected of rorts,
Therefore before the courts,
All these vermin will now be arraigned.

Bovine Belief

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The Donald is facing defeat.
The fearful will vote for the teat
That suckles them now:
The Democrat cow
That gives them their milk and their meat.