Common Origin

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, origin of Homo Sapiens, poem, poetry, racism

You’re special because of your race?
I doubt that you have a strong case.
Go back far enough –
We’re made from the same stuff,
And we came from the very same place.

The New Normal

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Australian poet, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Soldiers patrolling the street.
Be wary of strangers you meet.
All going to plan
Say the of lords of Islam –
The takeover’s almost complete.

Weed Control

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

We thought them no threat – they were few;
They into a multitude grew.
We’d best pull these weeds
Before they spread seeds,
Or else our neglect we will rue.

Memo to Newsroom

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Australian poet, Fake news, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

If it’s raining – our headline: “A Deluge!”
Minor losses? – report them as “Huge!”
A small grassfire? – “Inferno!”
Like being a journo? –
Remember, we own you, you stooge.

The Black Tower

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Australian poet, Grenfell Tower fire, poem, poetry

There it stands, a tombstone to the poor
Innocents who died – almost four score;
Of corruption, the unholy quest
Of the builders of the shining West.

Comrades spread the news throughout the land!
Of this beacon – of this burning brand –
Symbol of God’s ire, from heaven sent;
Or perhaps, a tragic accident.

Grenfell Tower – after the fire

Affected Agent

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, James Comey, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The Democrats, James Comey wows,
For to bring down The Donald he vows.
Loud they cry “Raise the heat!”
But the tall guy’s effete –
What the British call “A big girl’s blouse.”

Whitehouse Dwarfs

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Australian poet, flammeus gladius, James Comey leaks, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tom Riley

The dwarfs have each brought an umbrella,
For there is a very tall fella,
Who’s inclined to piss
And unlikely to miss.
Here comes the rain, and…it’s yella.

{after reading Deep State Leaker}

Burning Resentment

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Australian poet, Decline of London, Decline of the West, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Multiculturalism failure, poem, poetry, Socialism, UK hard left

In London the buildings are burning,
While some for the old days are yearning.
The slums are returning,
For many aren’t earning –
But little are Londoners learning.

Grenfell Tower fire

The CEO

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

My opinions of course are PC,
And my minions of course all agree
That their minds must conform
To the corporate norm;
That is – they must all think like me.

Green Men

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Jungle green, Jungle greens, poem, poetry

The green men came on through the rain and the mud;
Through the green that was stained with the blackest of blood.
And the fragments of iron from the leaden sky rained
As a fragment of green in the vast green they gained.

But the green that was gained was soon taken away,
And the green men lay crumpled and cold on the clay,
And the blood on the green, it became darker still,
As the green men, in silence, they counted their kill.