Palliative

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Syrian refugees

Old Europe is failing in health.
Malignancy eats at her wealth.
Prescribed for her pain –
Ice, hashish, cocaine;
The cancer advances by stealth.

Swimsuit Competition

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Australian poets, Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Girls – no swimming costume’s excluded,
As long as you’re not quite denuded.
A micro-bikini
Or togs teeny-weeney.
Ah….Hillary….you’re not included.

Hours of fun

Flagging Fortunes

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Australian poets, Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

They’re banning the old southern flag.
As courage and confidence sag,
They need no reminding
Of loyalties once binding –
Brave deeds – under that grand old rag.

Disguising Bear Facts

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The polar bear numbers are down.
No! they’re breeding like rabbits, you clown!
So grizzlies we’ll make ‘em;
It’s not hard to fake ‘em –
We’ll catch ’em and dye ’em all brown!

Polar bear population explosion

The Left View

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Australian traditional poetry, epigram, liberal bias, main stream media left bias, poem, poetry, Socialism

I’m not far-right, I’m right.
I see – you’re Nazi-lite.

Float to the Top

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australian formal poetry, Australian poets, limerick, Limerick poem, poem, poetry

You’re a cop, and you wish to rise high?
Then the powerful – never defy.
Say there’s nothing to fear;
It’s what they want to hear.
Just conform, and importantly….lie.

We’re all Muslims – deep down

A Heads-down

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, epigram, Formal poetry, poem, poetry

You wish to not be frowned upon;
You wish to not be banned
From all polite society;
Insert head here – in sand.

Obama’s Logic

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Australian traditional poetry, Barack Obama, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Communism – it’s only a name.
Capitalism – a similar game.
And we know black is white
And that wrong now is right
And that opposites are both the same.

No Difference

The Western Front

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Australian traditional poetry, Brussels attack, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, poem, poetry

We’re right behind you Brussels
With sympathy and smiles.
Yes we’re behind you Brussels –
About ten thousand miles.

Financial Advice

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, poem, poetry

The Middle East is all aflame;
The West is in decline.
Where do I put my money man –
In land or in a mine?

Should I sink it in property?
In factories or gold?
In shares, in bonds, in industry?
I fear it all will fold.

If there is no stability
Then there will be no gain,
So no profitability;
It’s driving me insane!

I’ve heard your pleas, I’ve pondered,
And I’ll tell you what I think:
The ship of fools is holed my friend
And pretty soon will sink.

Your money and your assets
Will be worthless – doubt I’m wrong;
So spend it all without delay
On women, wine and song!