Doctor Death’s World Tour

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Abortion, Abortion doctors, Abortion on demand, Australian poet, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet

Doctor Death’s World Tour

I hear each story – sometimes shed a tear;
But wield my weapons for the woman’s sake.
I make the little devils disappear.
They can’t fight back, so it’s a piece of cake.
It’s sad I know, but with the cash I make,
It’s on a worldwide cruise I soon will go.
Old Europe, and the Med, Geneva’s lake,
And India, the tropics where winds blow
So warm, and too, the land of ice and snow –
Siberia – the steppes so vast and wide.
I’ll see the deserts, and the great Nile flow
In Egypt – on a camel I will ride
To see the sphinx – I’ll climb the pyramids.
I need a break from daily killing kids.

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Bill’s Boats

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Australia stops illegal boat people, Australian Labor Party, Australian Liberal Party, Australian poet, Bill Shorten Labor Leader, Formal poetry, Illegal immigration, Manus Island, Nauru, Offshore processing of boat people, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet, Turning back the boats

Bill’s Boats

With Bill in charge the boats will soon be back.
Wrecks once again will sail the briny seas.
Of “refugees” there will not be a lack,
As Labor and the Greens rush to appease
The U.N. – they will fall upon their knees
And beg forgiveness for sins of the past:
The mercilessness of their enemies –
The Liberal scum who on a far isle cast
The people of the boats – soon at half-mast
They’ll fly the flag, and mourn all those returned
To their homelands – state: “They will be the last!
Let no more boats be sunk! Let none be burned!”
Flotillas gather on those distant shores.
The going price to smuggle people soars.

Under Labor illegal boat arrivals will resume

Commuzombies

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Australian poet, Communism, Marxists, poem, poetry, Triolet, Zombie ideologies, Zombies

Commuzombies

We killed off communism once again;
But then we turned around and it was back.
And so we fought it, knocked it down, and then,
We killed off communism once again.
But soon the fiend came crawling from its den;
And so we bashed its skull, and heard it crack.
We killed off communism once again;
But then we turned around and it was back.

Open Borders

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Australian poet, Illegal immigration, Open borders policy, poem, poetry, Rhyming couplets

Open Borders

Such madness would all end in tears!
(Plus showers of arrows and spears).

Dimwits

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Anthropogenic Global Warming, Australian poet, Man-made Climate Change scam, poem, poetry, Triolet

Dimwits

It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Thank goodness that we have climate control.
(Although of course it costs the Earth to run.)
It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Although it’s summer, sweltering’s no fun –
The ice, they say, is melting at each pole.
It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Thank goodness that we have climate control.

Scientists to Dim the Sun

Victoria – RIP

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Victorian elections

Victoria – RIP

It’s official – Victoria’s dead.
Dressed in rags, to the block she was led.
Bound in chains – red with rust,
She knelt down in the dust,
And the voters then chopped off her head.

Labor wins Victorian elections in landslide

{note: “The Australian Liberal Party” was founded on Classical Liberal principles}

About 50%

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

About 50%

Our studies now show – in the main,
It’s the ones with a liberal brain,
That their sanity lose,
And so here’s the good news –
Only half of the country’s insane.

Über Gays

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Australian poet, Homosexual influence, Homosexual power, Homosexuality, Homosexuality in the church, poem, poetry

Über Gays

Oh sure – toleration is fine,
But somewhere one must draw the line.
This overblown status of queers,
Must someday, I feel, end in tears.

Cardinal Burke speaks out on homosexual culture in the church

Cannabusiness (sonnet version)

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Canada legalizes marijuana, Cannabis, Formal poetry, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet

Cannabusiness (sonnet version)

Canadians will very soon be stoned,
For Canada is legalizing weed.
What was condemned before will be condoned,
For after all, there is a pressing need
To calm the discontented – it’s not greed
That drives this move (there’s money to be made?)
But cool progressive attitudes – indeed,
Although the dealers will be richly paid,
This has been by the virtuous okayed,
For it will be of benefit to all.
The worries of the populace will fade,
From Vancouver to east of Montreal.
Make cookies, cakes, and candy, or smoke joints –
So many ways to lose those IQ points.

An Acceptable Diagnosis

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Australian poet, Formal poetry, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, jihad, poem, poetry

An Acceptable Diagnosis

“Allahu Akbar”? – We’ve heard that before.
And “Jihad”? Oh yes, that’s Islam’s holy war.
But terror had nothing to do with your acts;
So listen while we explain some of the facts:
You say you’re a martyr – but that’s not the case.
The problem is that you are in a bad place.
You’re just a lone wolf who is missing his pack;
Your alienation, it made you attack.
If that’s not enough, there’s the other excuse –
That evil addiction – your substance abuse.
So it’s not religion – it’s all in your mind;
Here’s the diagnosis the doctors have signed.
They’ve heard your confession – they’ve studied your brain,
And they all agree that you’re merely insane.