If your bank account is dipping
In the red, then just try slipping
In a supermarket shopping
(Where there’s always something dropping
and they haven’t started mopping)
And just lying there and groaning,
Clutching at your leg and moaning,
Then off to the lawyers limping
(For they specialize in pimping).
Pretty soon you will be suing
And your bank account accruing
Money that you weren’t deserving,
But then lawyers are self-serving –
They don’t care that you’re a liar,
You’re a victim – they’re for hire.