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Hit the road Jac!

19 Thursday Jan 2023

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Humour, Satire

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Australian poet, Jacinda Ardern New Zealand Prime Minister, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐‡๐ข๐ญ  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž  ๐ซ๐จ๐š๐  ๐‰๐š๐œ!

Sheโ€™s fallen โ€” farewell Kiwi sister.

Goodbye, have her faithful fans kissed her.

Sheโ€™d bit off far more

Than her impressive jaw

Could chew โ€” so adieu communista.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

๐€ ๐„๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐งโ€™๐ฌ ๐•๐ข๐ž๐ฐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‘๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐š ๐’๐š๐ง๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ

17 Tuesday Jan 2023

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire, War

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, poem, poetry

๐€ ๐„๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐งโ€™๐ฌ ๐•๐ข๐ž๐ฐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‘๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐š ๐’๐š๐ง๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ

The Russians supply us with great gobs of gas,

But weโ€™ll tell the Ivans: โ€œStick it up your ass!โ€

Weโ€™ve got solar panels and wind-power too.

Weโ€™ll have electricity up the kazoo!

The Russians will starve and the ruble will tank.

(Weโ€™ve got our American allies to thank!)

Damn! Here comes the winter โ€” itโ€™s getting quite cold.

(The Chinese and Russians are buying up gold)

Our windmills arenโ€™t turning, and grey is the sky!

The lights are not working and no one knows why.

The Russians are flogging their gas to the East.

The ruble by huge leaps and bounds has increased.

The temperature now drops to minus degrees.

If it gets much lower than we will all freeze,

But not so the Russians, theyโ€™re happy and warm.

I look out the window โ€” weโ€™re in for a storm,

A snow-storm that is, well Iโ€™m hungry and tired,

The sanctions, Iโ€™m starting to think, have backfired.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

World War Zero

05 Monday Jul 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Historical, Satire, War

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Crimean War, Formal poetry, poem, poetry, Triolet, World War Zero

(โ€œThe Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.โ€ – Philip Guedalla)

๐–๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐  ๐–๐š๐ซ  ๐™๐ž๐ซ๐จ

The Ottoman Empire is in decline โ€”

Six hundred thousand men prepare to die.

In Europe noble relatives sip wine โ€”

The Ottoman Empire is in decline.

The nobles fear the Russians wish to dine

On Turkey โ€” theyโ€™ll wage war on Nicolai.

The Ottoman Empire is in decline โ€”

Six hundred thousand men prepare to die.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก

27 Sunday Jun 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Covid madness, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก

Keep us in strict isolation,

And block skeptical information.

Close our borders โ€” lock tight!

But donโ€™t turn out the light!

For we are the terrified nation.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Climate of Fear

21 Monday Jun 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation, Satire

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Australian poet, Climate change gravy train, Climate Change Scam, epigram, Formal poetry, Man-made climate change, poem, poetry

๐‚๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž  ๐จ๐Ÿ  ๐…๐ž๐š๐ซ

Man-made climate change is weird

For it one cannot measure;

But for so long as it is feared

 Amassed will be much treasure.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Geriatric Geezer Galvanizes Gaza Goons

16 Sunday May 2021

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Democrat support for Palestine, Hamas, Israel, Joe Biden, limerick, limerick poems, poem, poetry, Rocket attacks

๐†๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ  ๐†๐ž๐ž๐ณ๐ž๐ซ  ๐†๐š๐ฅ๐ฏ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ณ๐ž๐ฌ  ๐†๐š๐ณ๐š  ๐†๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ!  

Their rockets rain down on Israel,

As Biden, their hero, they hail.

All gains blown to bits

By Democrat shits โ€”

The Donaldโ€™s peace train they derail.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Intensifying Peacefulness

13 Thursday May 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Defund the police, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Intensifying Peacefulness

As saintly protesters increase,

Diffused is the perfume of peace.

Theyโ€™re such gentle souls,

With such peaceful goals.

Including โ€œDefund the Police!โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Budget ’21

11 Tuesday May 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian budget 2021, Government waste, Gravy train, limerick, Limerick poem, poem, poetry, vote buying

๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ž๐ญ  โ€˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

Once a year does the gravy train stop,

For its troughs to be filled to the top.

Then the pigs climb aboard

As the last pint is poured,

And they bury their snouts in the slop.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Demented Democracy?

28 Wednesday Apr 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire, Sonnet

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democracy, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet

๐ƒ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฆ๐จ๐œ๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ฒ?

Democracy, a system often praised,

Assumes that those who vote are mostly sane.

But what if more than half of them are crazed?

Thus less than half, the sane ones that remain.

To whom would this minority complain?

To those who are elected by the ill?

What would such evil actors have to gain

By bending to a far-outnumbered will?

Democracy is not so hard to kill โ€”

It dies, then comes a sick one party state.

The nation could be governed by a dill

To whom the crazy voters could relate โ€”

Perhaps an old guy half way round the twist;

Could such a possibility exist?

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Blowing Bitcoin Bubbles

26 Monday Apr 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation, Satire

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Bitcoin, Bitcoin bubble, gambling, poem, poetry, the Cloud

Blowing Bitcoin Bubbles

I bought a bitcoin. (So Iโ€™m told)

Itโ€™s far more valuable than gold.

I thought it would arrive by post,

But now, it seems, itโ€™s like a ghost.

Instead of being out and proud,

It hides from sight within the cloud.

I thought it was a coin Iโ€™d bought,

But itโ€™s as solid as a thought.

Its value had increased tenfold

But then it dived. (Should I have sold?)

No, I will wait for a rebound.

Iโ€™ll bet my strategy is sound.

No matter what turmoil or trouble,

Nothing can burst the bitcoin bubble.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

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