Americans, hey! – have no fear.
Those Syrians? – watch Barack sneer.
(Who is he obeying?)
Remember the saying –
He’s keeping your enemies near.
Enough! Say the Teutonic sons.
They’ll take on the Islamic guns.
Jihadists will cop it
And Merkel can’t stop it –
They’ll pelt them with sauerkraut and buns.
With marzipan they will provoke them.
With bratwurst and kransky they’ll choke them.
They’ll wear lederhosen
And tread on their toes ‘n
With steins full of lager they’ll soak them.
Jihad? Tell me, where do I sign?
I’m martyred! Those virgins are mine!
But hey! What the devil!
Are you on the level?
One bottle of infidel wine?
“That’s not who we are!” – so say some;
A statement dreamed up by the dumb.
But that’s not the worry,
As refugees scurry,
It’s rather……. who we may become.