27 Sunday Dec 2015
Tags
Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Syrian refugees
Americans, hey! – have no fear.
Those Syrians? – watch Barack sneer.
(Who is he obeying?)
Remember the saying –
He’s keeping your enemies near.
25 Friday Dec 2015
Posted in Observation
Life starts out as a brimming glass;
The level drops as years they pass
And empty is its final fate,
So drink – lest it evaporate.
24 Thursday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
He’s Mickey and Minnie’s his spouse.
This is the address of their house.
Go! – lure him with cheese,
Then bring me back please,
The head of this infidel mouse!
22 Tuesday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Enough! Say the Teutonic sons.
They’ll take on the Islamic guns.
Jihadists will cop it
And Merkel can’t stop it –
They’ll pelt them with sauerkraut and buns.
With marzipan they will provoke them.
With bratwurst and kransky they’ll choke them.
They’ll wear lederhosen
And tread on their toes ‘n
With steins full of lager they’ll soak them.
22 Tuesday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Tags
72 virgins wine, australian formal poetry, Islamic martyr, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Jihad? Tell me, where do I sign?
I’m martyred! Those virgins are mine!
But hey! What the devil!
Are you on the level?
One bottle of infidel wine?
22 Tuesday Dec 2015
Michael Moore has to Islam reverted.
To his true faith he has been converted.
Liberal left, rich and fat;
No, I’m not surprised that
He would follow a prophet perverted.
21 Monday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian traditional poetry, Barack Obama, Islamic infiltration, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Syrian refugees, That's not who we are
“That’s not who we are!” – so say some;
A statement dreamed up by the dumb.
But that’s not the worry,
As refugees scurry,
It’s rather……. who we may become.
20 Sunday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Vladimir Putin
Some say it is so sad to hear,
But Cameron is so bad, it’s clear –
He’s puny and weak;
A strong man they seek –
The new PM is…..Vladimir!
19 Saturday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian traditional poetry, Cyber attack on Turkey, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
The Russians have been busy hacking,
And tough talking Turkey, attacking.
In this cyber fight
There’s no Turkish delight;
Their internet’s copped a shellacking.
18 Friday Dec 2015
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian traditional poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Middle East, poem, poetry, Syria
They arrive on a ship, plane or bus
With their baggage of ignorance, thus
There’s no need now to travel
To parts that unravel –
The Middle East’s coming to us.
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