Queensland State government (conservative) defeated by socialists.
Their policies hardly austere,
Yet they got a kick in the rear.
They paid back the banks
But received little thanks;
The people want barbies and beer.
Begone with these rumours so seamy.
She’s beautiful, charming and dreamy.
Soft mists swirl around her
And fog banks surround her –
Our Gwyneth, so sultry and steamy.
Abdullah, the old Saudi King,
With his virgins is having a fling.
Yes Abdullah is dead
And those who shared his bed
(Western leaders) his praises now sing.
For these groveling weak hypocrites,
They are frightened quite out of their wits,
So they threw in their lot
With the Saudi despot
And his flunkies (a right bunch of shits)
Yes our leaders, respect they will pay,
For appeasement is now the wise way.
It’s a story quite sad
And the ending is bad;
It gets closer with each passing day.
Despite the left media spin,
Poor Selma ain’t packin’ ‘em in.
The fans they are rootin’
For sniper’s straight shootin’;
An Oscar it’s certain to win.
(Although I wouldn’t bet on it)
No they don’t like American Sniper.
They say Clint’s a conservative viper.
Down in old tinsel town
Most are wearing a frown;
At the box-office fans have gone hyper.
Imagine the left liberal pain.
Clint Eastwood has done it again.
That bloody right winger
Has made a humdinger;
It’s driving those lefties insane.