A salad sir? Yes it’s low fat.
And of course you may have fries with that.
And for no extra cost,
In your salad we’ve tossed
Extra protein – one dead rabid bat.
What was the point of Dinosaurs and such?
I’ve seen their bones. (they said I couldn’t touch)
They didn’t dance; they didn’t sing;
They didn’t do a bloody thing!
One hundred million years of “nothing much.”
The lizards are dyin’ of thirst,
And the red-bellied blacks – that’s a first.
All the cattle are dead
And the roos have all fled;
What we need is a flamin’ cloudburst.
A Giant Shadow
Alexander the Great (what a man!)
To Diogenes said: “I’m a fan!”
Said the Cynic: “Look son,
You are blocking the sun,
And I’m trying to get a great tan.”
Diogenes carried a light
In the daytime – no not in the night.
He looked high and low
But wherever he’d go
No honest men came within sight.
Mini Mobile Home
He slept in a pot made of clay,
And he rolled it around every day.
It was quite a tight squeeze
But old Diogenes
Said: ”It’s cramped, but I like it that way.”
Please like if you like goats in trees.
A pointless post, each goat agrees.
A limerick I wrote
That may well get your goat;
Acrophobic goats it will not please.
In Brisbane the dugs are a’swingin’.
Some, over their shoulders they’re slingin’.
They’re arriving in cars,
All without any bras,
And it’s: “Let’s free our nipples!” they’re singin’.