27 Wednesday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, Black African Gangs Melbourne, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Migrant crime, poetry
We’re taking it for your own good.
Well sure – it’s a rough neighbourhood;
If you don’t wish to die
We suggest that you buy
A baseball bat made out of wood.
26 Tuesday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, ISIS, ISIS beheads priest, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Priest beheaded in Paris, Syrian refugees
Well yes – he beheaded a preacher;
The act of a criminal creature,
But the motive we lack,
For in each vile attack
There’s no singular defining feature.
25 Monday Jul 2016
Posted in Satire
They call him a klutz and a clown.
They’d like to run him out of town.
But when he takes a whack
Then he harder hits back;
You can’t keep a good Donald down.
24 Sunday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Mainstream media bias, Munich terror attack, poem, poetry
A rightwing nut was he? – Oh gosh!
Shouting Allahu Akbar? – what tosh.
The people are waking
To media faking –
This desperate mainstream whitewash.
24 Sunday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
So, what’s on the menu today?
The jihadists who ran away.
These cowardly chickens
Make quite tasty pickins,
And all are halal, by the way.
22 Friday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Munich attack, poem, poetry, Terrorist motivation
What is it gets into each head?
Now he cannot tell us – he’s dead.
Awake and asleep,
We night and day keep
Searching for that common thread.
22 Friday Jul 2016
Iraqi, Iranian, Turk;
They sometimes go somewhat berserk.
Hot blooded, erratic;
With those Asiatic
Democracy seldom will work.
21 Thursday Jul 2016
Posted in Satire
Twitter, I left you today.
I never liked you anyway;
Abhorred your format,
And on top of that,
My investment in you didn’t pay.
21 Thursday Jul 2016
Posted in Satire
[In times of crisis the ancient Romans would appoint a dictator for 6 months]
Roman Rules
A dictator for six months? OK.
Thing couldn’t get worse anyway.
When saddled with strife,
Choose one (not for life)
To clear all the bullshit away.
The choice? He should be a wise geezer.
Most certainly not an appeaser.
You need someone tough
When the going gets rough;
Just make sure that his name isn’t Caesar.
19 Tuesday Jul 2016
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Australian poet, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Sonia Kruger
May the rational heap praise upon ya.
May the fair-minded say: “Girl, good on ya!”
Take a bow – do not fear
Cringing cowards who sneer;
You’re the toast of this fair country, Sonia.
