Give Us Your Gun – Now Hit a Home Run

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Australian poet, Black African Gangs Melbourne, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Migrant crime, poetry

We’re taking it for your own good.
Well sure – it’s a rough neighbourhood;
If you don’t wish to die
We suggest that you buy
A baseball bat made out of wood.

Baseball Bats In Short Supply

No Pattern

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Australian poet, ISIS, ISIS beheads priest, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Priest beheaded in Paris, Syrian refugees

Well yes – he beheaded a preacher;
The act of a criminal creature,
But the motive we lack,
For in each vile attack
There’s no singular defining feature.

Counterpuncher

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

They call him a klutz and a clown.
They’d like to run him out of town.
But when he takes a whack
Then he harder hits back;
You can’t keep a good Donald down.

Munich Makeover

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Australian poet, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Mainstream media bias, Munich terror attack, poem, poetry

A rightwing nut was he? – Oh gosh!
Shouting Allahu Akbar? – what tosh.
The people are waking
To media faking –
This desperate mainstream whitewash.

ISIS Eats Itself

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Australian poet, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

So, what’s on the menu today?
The jihadists who ran away.
These cowardly chickens
Make quite tasty pickins,
And all are halal, by the way.

Boiled Jihadists

Not Cottoning On

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Munich attack, poem, poetry, Terrorist motivation

What is it gets into each head?
Now he cannot tell us – he’s dead.
Awake and asleep,
We night and day keep
Searching for that common thread.

Dysfunctional Demos

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Iraqi, Iranian, Turk;
They sometimes go somewhat berserk.
Hot blooded, erratic;
With those Asiatic
Democracy seldom will work.

Goodbye Twitter

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Twitter

Twitter, I left you today.
I never liked you anyway;
Abhorred your format,
And on top of that,
My investment in you didn’t pay.

Twitter stock price crash

Roman Rules

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

[In times of crisis the ancient Romans would appoint a dictator for 6 months]

Roman Rules

A dictator for six months? OK.
Thing couldn’t get worse anyway.
When saddled with strife,
Choose one (not for life)
To clear all the bullshit away.

The choice? He should be a wise geezer.
Most certainly not an appeaser.
You need someone tough
When the going gets rough;
Just make sure that his name isn’t Caesar.

Sonia

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Australian poet, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Sonia Kruger

May the rational heap praise upon ya.
May the fair-minded say: “Girl, good on ya!”
Take a bow – do not fear
Cringing cowards who sneer;
You’re the toast of this fair country, Sonia.

Sonia Kruger breaks ranks