Horse Lovers

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In Switzerland, where snow-capped mountains are found;
Where chocolates and fine wrist watches abound,
And cheeses have holes,
Nags are having strange foals;
Swiss people had better stop horsing around.

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Beneficiary

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Margaret Thatcher? Oh man what a bitch!
I protested against her – the witch!
What a cruel ruthless cow –
A destroyer!……..Me now?
Well, I’m middle class, happy, and rich.

Discrimination

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There’s been a ban placed on discrimination;
One mustn’t gauge one’s fellow man by race,
By colour, creed or perceived reputation.
To do so will bring censure and disgrace.

He needs a job but there’s discrimination;
The ad says: must be of a certain race.
They care not for his skills or reputation;
Discrimination – it’s a damned disgrace.

Positive discrimination – an oxymoron….?

Nice ISIS

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Don’t condemn, but praise ISIS instead
Of counting the thousands of dead.
Find joy in their killing,
The graves they are filling,
And celebrate each severed head.

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Under New Management

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Its citizens all wear a frown,
For Brussels is tense and locked-down.
With no drawbridge or moat
The fifth columnists gloat;
They’re poised to take over the town.

The Frustrated Jihadist

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We wage now the mother of wars!
The kafirs we slaughter in scores!
Jews, Christians, we kill!
But give me strength! – Still
Our message Obama ignores!

Christmas TKO

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“A sham!” Francis says with a scowl.
“With the world all at war, it is foul
To have joy – celebrations,
In our Christian nations.”
The Pontiff has thrown in the towel.

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Positions Vacant – Government

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Applicants eager and bright
Are needed to join in the fight
For all oppressed races.
(We’ve quite a few places)
P.S. Don’t apply if you’re white.

Syrian German Refugee Crisis

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The migrants it seems are superior
In morals – the natives inferior.
So it’s been decided
(As they’re so divided)
To send all the Germans to Syria.

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The Insane Container

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“We have them contained!” Barack thundered.
‘Who is this fool?’ jihadists wondered.
In Paris and Brussels
ISIS flexed its muscles.
Obama, once more, badly blundered.