Just in! First of April – The News:
The Saudis have legalized booze!
Imams labeled kooks
And Iran ditches nukes!
The Arabs make friends with the Jews!
Barbarians have some strange rules
To deal with adulterous fools.
They’ll smash them to gore;
Their punishment for
Misusing the family jewels.
Desist from such rowdy applause!
Of fright and of fear it’s the cause.
Wave those fingers around;
Let there be but the sound
Of us feminists baring our claws.