𝐔𝐤𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞 / 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬
Peter the Great
Was six feet eight.
Some say even longer,
And Russia stronger.
Zelensky may be a comic figure,
But even clowns can pull a trigger.
“Okay we’re neutral”, Zelensky said
And with three words he raised the dead.
Then Putin said: “About Donbas……
We’ll talk instead of kicking ass.”
Zelensky said: “You ask no more?”
Putin replied: “You’d rather war?”
— D.N. O’Brien