19 Tuesday Sep 2017
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Australian poet, Climate Change Alarmism, Climate change corruption, Climate Change histeria, Climate Change Scam, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
The asylum’s now run by the mad.
But before you conclude that is sad,
And insane, a bad dream,
Just consider a scheme,
For there’s lots of loot to be had.
19 Tuesday Sep 2017
Posted in Observation
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Australian poet, Australian same-sex marriage vote, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
It looks like the herd will vote “Yes”,
But I’m voting “No”, I confess;
For I know it’s a trick
That will worsen a sick
Situation – just add to the mess.
18 Monday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Draining the swamp, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Washington D.C.
The swamp, all our efforts defies,
For the waters continue to rise.
Despite the outflows
From our pumps, it still grows!
The swamp is expanding in size!
18 Monday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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Australian poet, Broad Church, Broad tent, hypocrisy, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
There’s no need for you to repent;
We take all the crooked and bent.
We’ve thrown out the rules,
For we’re not complete fools –
How else could we enlarge our tent?
17 Sunday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
The top of the mount’s drawing near!
The climbers can see it quite clear.
But as onward they fight,
It increases in height;
The mountain is growing, I fear!
17 Sunday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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Anti Trump bias, Australian poet, Fake news, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, MSM bias, poem, poetry
You’ve a positive story? Distort it!
Mangle it, strangle it, and contort it.
If it still proves Trump right
Then keep it out of sight;
It exists only if we report it.
14 Thursday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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Abortion, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Planned Parenthood, poem, poetry
Planning parenthood? We have a plan.
It’s a cinch – you won’t land in the can.
All you do is provide it;
We’ll take it – divide it.
You’re the woman we need….you’re the man.
14 Thursday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Same-sex marriage plebicite
If you let anyone tie the knot
With anyone, marriage it’s not.
As its meaning is lost
It will add to the cost;
Each new travesty hastens the rot.
11 Monday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
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ANTIFA violence, Australian poet, Biased reporting, Left fascists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Swastika
Slam ANTIFA? It would be quicker
To popularize the Swastika,
Than await condemnation
From a TV station
Of fascists who couldn’t be sicker.
11 Monday Sep 2017
Posted in Humour
Sides, tops, and bottoms of titties
Of scarcely-clad buxom young pretties
Is sideboobery,
And that’s all you may see
Of the mammaries of these cute kitties.
