๐๐๐๐ญ-๐-๐๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ
The crazies we call Democrats,
Along with Republican rats,
Have failed to slay Trump โ
Theyโre having a dump,
Then making a meal of their scats.
โ D.N. OโBrien
13 Saturday Feb 2021
Posted Satire
in๐๐๐๐ญ-๐-๐๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ
The crazies we call Democrats,
Along with Republican rats,
Have failed to slay Trump โ
Theyโre having a dump,
Then making a meal of their scats.
โ D.N. OโBrien
11 Thursday Feb 2021
Posted Observation
in๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ
Donโt fall for their bullshit term โhealingโ.
Itโs your self-respect theyโd be stealing.
They are the truth-haters.
Cave in to these traitors,
And soon to their gods youโll be kneeling.
โ D.N. OโBrien
03 Wednesday Feb 2021
Posted Satire, Uncategorized
in๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง
Itโs really a worthless endeavour โ
We canโt hide from microbes forever.
One day we must face them,
For we canโt erase them โ
Will they ever leave us? No never!
They have us locked down underground.
We tremble with fear at each sound.
They call: โCome and fight!
For you have the might!
And soon will you cowards be found!โ
โ D.N. OโBrien
02 Tuesday Feb 2021
Posted Satire
in๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐
For circumvention sheโs a knack.
She knows when itโs time to change tack.
When she has now answer,
This red-headed chancer
Responds deftly: โIโll circle backโ.
โ D.N. OโBrien
24 Sunday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, FaceBook, Formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก!
Their โfact checkersโ havenโt a clue,
For facts, they will say, are not true;
Theyโll call your facts lies โ
Best don your disguise โ
Big Facebook is coming for you!
โ D.N. OโBrien
23 Saturday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, MSM bias, poem, poetry, ring in
๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐๐๐ซ
The journalists move behind Joe.
They figure theyโll go with the flow,
And chart a safe course โ
Bet on the right horse.
(No matter the jockeyโs a hoe).
โ D.N. OโBrien
21 Thursday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
in๐๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ (๐๐ข๐ ) ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ
Dissenters, the chosen are purging.
โComply with directives!โ theyโre urging.
โJust do as youโre told;
Weโll shower you with gold!โ
The stockmarket? No surprise โ surging!
โ D.N. OโBrien
17 Sunday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
in๐๐
Be careful what you say aloud.
Reactionaries not allowed.
Laugh the mob: โYouโre insane!
Youโve gulags on the brain!โ
The Russians donโt laugh quite as loud.
โ D.N. OโBrien
08 Friday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, Covid-19 lockdown in Australia, Flatten the curve, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ-๐ฎ๐ฉ
Do you recall โflatten the curveโ?
It was gospel before the big swerve
To the extermination
Of Covid โ our nation
Surrendered โ the fools lost their nerve.
โ D.N. OโBrien
07 Thursday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, Covid lockdown fines, Covid-19 lock-down, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐๐! ๐ ๐๐๐! ๐ ๐๐๐!!
The way to control is now clear:
Rebellion must cost them too dear.
Weโll take till theyโre poor,
For one thing is sure โ
Itโs fines that these free-thinkers fear.
โ D.N. OโBrien
(If only the Bolsheviks could have been fined into submission….)