Suffer the Little Children

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Australian Jihadists, Australian poet, Children of Islamist terrorists, Formal poetry, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Nieveta, poem, poetry

𝐒𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧

What chance that these little Jihadies,
(The offspring of murderous baddies)
Now helpless and small,
No danger at all,
Grow up to be just like their daddies.

— D.N. O’Brien

Terrorist’s kids to come home

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Search for the Tank Man

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Australian poet, Chinese oppression, Communist China, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tank Man, Tiananmen Square massacre

Search for the Tank Man

There’s no doubt that the fellow was game.
But they still cannot find him — his name
Isn’t known to police,
So the suspects increase —
The cops say: ”All these guys look the same!”

— D.N. O’Brien

Tank Man

The Gore Effect

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Al Gore, Al Gore coming to Queensland, Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭

It seems that wherever Gore goes,
The forecast is for record lows.
Wherever he’s chosen
To go — it is frozen!
In Queensland where it never snows,

It’s snowing! Oh well done Al Gore!
We’ve never seen this stuff before!
Your amazing powers
Have brought snowy showers.
(Now go home, you climate change bore.)

— D.N. O’Brien

Emotional-Support Elephant

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Australian poet, Emotional support animals, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

𝐄𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥-𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭

What! I can’t take him onto the plane!
No, that’s not good enough, please explain!
Well, the fact he is big
Doesn’t matter a fig!
Either he flies or I go insane!

— D.N. O’Brien

Emotional-support dog bites

Gore Blimey!

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Al Gore, Al Gore to visit Queensland, anthropogenic climate change, Australian poet, Cor Blimey, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Queensland

Gore Blimey!

Al Gore is coming out, no ifs or buts.
You’ve got to say the goose has got some guts.
Queenslanders think it’s all BS,
But he’ll have a good time I guess,
Until somebody kicks him in the nuts.

— D.N. O’Brien

{Sorry about that — every now and then my inner convict comes out.}

Al Gore coming to Queensland

That Kerri Girl

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Australian poet, Bill Shorten Labor Leader, Kerri-Anne Kennerley, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

That Kerri Girl

Kerri-Anne, she spoke out about Bill,
For she knows for a fact he’s a dill.
This intelligent lady
Knows Labor is shady.
She’s taken, it seems, the red pill.

— D.N. O’Brien

Kerri-Anne Blasts Bill Shorten

Barnacle Bill Being Frank

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Australian Federal Election 2019, Australian poet, Bill Shorten Labor Leader, Chris Bowen Labor politician, Franked share dividends, Franking Credits, Imputation Credits, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤

Franking Credits? Well just to be frank —
We will steal them. I’ve Bowen to thank
For this sneaky idea.
There is nothing to fear…….
(Well, not now Bill — your pirate ship sank.)

— D.N. O’Brien

No-Brains Drain

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Australian Federal Election 2019, Australian poet, Jacinda Ardern, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, New Zealand, poem, poetry

No-Brains Drain

Lefty luvvies, they say quite a few,
Are off to New Zealand — if true,
Jacinda will take them,
She will not forsake them.
(Down spirals the Kiwi IQ.)

— D.N. O’Brien

Aussie refugees head for New Zealand

Bill Kebab

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Australian Federal Election 2019, Australian poet, Bill Shorten Labor Leader, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Bill Kebab

He’s the Bill that no one can afford.
For the facts sneaky Bill has ignored.
Oh he is such a dill!
And I’m hoping he will,
When he loses, fall on his small sword.

— D.N. O’Brien

Bill’s Bandits

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Australian Federal Election 2019, Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Franking Credit theft by Labor, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Opposition leader Bill Shorten, poem, poetry

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥’𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬

No one wants to be poor when they’re old,
But these thieves have their eyes on your gold.
You may not have a lot,
But you’d best vote for Scott,
If your wish is to keep what you hold.

— D.N. O’Brien