Shivering in Summer?

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AGW, Australian poet, Climate Change Alarmism, Corrupt climate change scientists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Media alarmism, poem, poetry

Shivering in Summer?

Now listen up! – I am so old,
I remember when summers were cold –
Before global warming;
Before mass-conforming;
Before such untruths could be told.

Before scientists were bankrolled;
Before foolish minds were controlled.
No! – we had heat-waves,
Now boffins are slaves –
They’ve traded their ethics for gold.

– D.N. O’Brien

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Building Balls

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Australian poet, Border walls, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Walls

Building Balls

Over time a weak nation it falls,
So it’s best that your borders have walls,
For they work! – loudly praise them –
But who then to raise them? –
A man with extremely large balls.

– D.N. O’Brien

Relaunching Madonna

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Madonna, Madonna's butt, poem, poetry

Relaunching Madonna

I’ve just seen Madonna’s strange ass –
A malformed and misshapen mass.
I hope the old dame
Avoids any flame;
It could be a build-up of gas!

Madonna’s Butt

Infiltrators

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Infiltrators

Are you a state? – make up your mind!
By what is your ethos defined?
Are you so naive?
Some seek to deceive!
Be careful to whom you are kind.

Victoria – RIP

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Victorian elections

Victoria – RIP

It’s official – Victoria’s dead.
Dressed in rags, to the block she was led.
Bound in chains – red with rust,
She knelt down in the dust,
And the voters then chopped off her head.

Labor wins Victorian elections in landslide

{note: “The Australian Liberal Party” was founded on Classical Liberal principles}

About 50%

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

About 50%

Our studies now show – in the main,
It’s the ones with a liberal brain,
That their sanity lose,
And so here’s the good news –
Only half of the country’s insane.

Today’s Headlines

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American Midterm Elections, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Today’s Headlines

Fishermen run out of worms.
Boy sick – main suspects are germs.
Man kicks his dog.
Truck stuck in bog.
Americans vote in midterms.

Almost Forgot

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Abortion, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Almost Forgot

At last we have reached the last rung
On the ladder – go forth – go among
The people – proclaim:
“Bless the poor and the lame
And the weak! Oh….and murder your young.”

Capitulation

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Australian poet, Border control, Illegal immigrants, Invasion, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Capitulation

Invasions, back then, they meant war.
The bullets would fly – cannons roar.
But now come the orders:
“Let them cross our borders,
Lay down your arms – open the door.”

It’s Generally True

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

It’s Generally True

“Generally, snakes tend to bite.
Generally, thieves thieve at night.”
“You’re considered wise?
You generalize!”
“Generally speaking you’re right.”