“Hey! – who the hell man are you?”
“Well I’m not a man – I’m Ja Du,
A cute Filipina;
(Though I have wiener)
See, nothing is now false……or true.”
60 percent voted “Yes”,
So that means gay marriage I guess.
So “Hip, hip, hooray!
Ain’t it great to be gay!”
(We might as well add to the mess.)
On this day the players aren’t kneeling.
Their lack of respect they’re concealing.
It’s phony politeness;
Let’s hope that a lightness
In their wallets they’ll soon be feeling.
No! Don’t lend an ear to their lies!
To these tricksters from Hell, and be wise
To their dastardly schemes,
Their malevolent dreams;
Don’t surrender! Don’t apologise!
You’re creative? Hey, that’s really nice!
So this guy has a little advice:
Monetize it my friend
If you don’t want to end
Up broke, eating tinned fish and rice.
How dare you infer she’s a man!
She’s a lady and therefore she can
Go where the ladies go;
Better let the girls know
They’ll be seeing a lot more of Dan!