It’s Generally True
“Generally, snakes tend to bite.
Generally, thieves thieve at night.”
“You’re considered wise?
“Generally speaking you’re right.”
It’s doubtful that it’s now a nation.
It’s really a hotchpotch creation,
All split and fragmented,
With nothing cemented –
A model of Balkanization.
It’s midnight, so strike up the band!
Play for us, “Insanity land”!
Don’t stop until noon,
Then change to the tune,
“A house that’s divided can’t stand”!
The Last Nominee
We are pretty sure this judge is clean.
Though to take up the post he’s not keen.
For he fears some will lie,
And his name crucify.
He is Jesus – the just Nazarene.
Are Bert and Ernie Gay?
Some shit-stirrers say they have seen us.
All lies! – There is nothing between us!
A false allegation!
For neither of us has a penis.