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Hit the road Jac!

19 Thursday Jan 2023

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Humour, Satire

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Australian poet, Jacinda Ardern New Zealand Prime Minister, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐‡๐ข๐ญ  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž  ๐ซ๐จ๐š๐  ๐‰๐š๐œ!

Sheโ€™s fallen โ€” farewell Kiwi sister.

Goodbye, have her faithful fans kissed her.

Sheโ€™d bit off far more

Than her impressive jaw

Could chew โ€” so adieu communista.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

In the Army!

16 Monday Jan 2023

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Humour

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Australian poet, Formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐ˆ๐ง  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž  ๐€๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฒ!

You know what Iโ€™ve been thinking?

That soldiersโ€™ balls are shrinking.

For in the ranks

Theyโ€™re firing blanks,

And at each other winking.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก

27 Sunday Jun 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Covid madness, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก

Keep us in strict isolation,

And block skeptical information.

Close our borders โ€” lock tight!

But donโ€™t turn out the light!

For we are the terrified nation.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Intensifying Peacefulness

13 Thursday May 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Defund the police, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Intensifying Peacefulness

As saintly protesters increase,

Diffused is the perfume of peace.

Theyโ€™re such gentle souls,

With such peaceful goals.

Including โ€œDefund the Police!โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Budget ’21

11 Tuesday May 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian budget 2021, Government waste, Gravy train, limerick, Limerick poem, poem, poetry, vote buying

๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ž๐ญ  โ€˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

Once a year does the gravy train stop,

For its troughs to be filled to the top.

Then the pigs climb aboard

As the last pint is poured,

And they bury their snouts in the slop.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Corporate Communism

03 Monday May 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Corporations, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Political Correctness, Woke Corporations

๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ

Corporations are communes of course.

A requirement to list on the bourse

Is that companies must be

Fully woke and PC.

Social values they must reinforce.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Driven Out

22 Thursday Apr 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, White flight

๐ƒ๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ง  ๐Ž๐ฎ๐ญ

I am white, so they wish I should go.

So Iโ€™ll leave โ€” I will go with the flow

From the blue to the red;

They prepare a seedbed,

And in time they will reap what they sow.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Babes in Arms

15 Monday Mar 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, pregnant soldiers

๐๐š๐›๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐€๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฌ

Itโ€™s their pregnant battalion men โ€” run!
They are armed to the teeth โ€” every one!
Theyโ€™re a terrible sight!
And itโ€™s not a fair fight!
For letโ€™s face it โ€” itโ€™s two against one!

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Scat – a – Brains

13 Saturday Feb 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, scat, Trump acquitted

๐’๐œ๐š๐ญ-๐š-๐๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ

The crazies we call Democrats,
Along with Republican rats,
Have failed to slay Trump โ€”
Theyโ€™re having a dump,
Then making a meal of their scats.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

The Healing Process

11 Thursday Feb 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Australian poet, healing, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ

Donโ€™t fall for their bullshit term โ€œhealingโ€.
Itโ€™s your self-respect theyโ€™d be stealing.
They are the truth-haters.
Cave in to these traitors,
And soon to their gods youโ€™ll be kneeling.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

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