The young are now wise, we are told.
Indeed, some are clever, some bold;
And our praise they may earn,
But in time they will learn
That the wise are invariably – old.
Something happened but I don’t know what.
Who is lying and who’s talking rot?
Are we just being used?
I don’t know – I’m confused;
I admit I can’t follow the plot.
Why has truth become so hard to find?
How can it, from this mess be divined?
Which ones seek to deceive?
Just who can we believe?
Fact and fiction seem somewhat entwined.
The Russians? The US? Assad?
The rebels or ISIS? – It’s hard!
Fox news or left media?
It would be speedier
To shuffle, and then pick a card.
Chop, chop, and his poor member falls.
(It no longer resides in his smalls)
His manhood’s had the gong;
I admit I was wrong –
But I didn’t think Bruce had the balls.
We are taking a last stand – like Custer’s.
We’re demanding that these bad-ass busters
Aren’t named after our axes.
(We are proud – we pay taxes)
We suggest paleface name – “Feather Dusters.”
Smack! – into people they slam!
Look how they rampage and ram!
There goes one with a beard;
It is just as we feared!
Trucks in Sweden revert to Islam!
Facebook Fact Checking Protocol
The checkers will be checked by checkers,
And these will be checked by cross-checkers.
This checking will check
(With cutting-edge tech)
Propaganda of all right-wing wreckers.
We consider all news to be checkable,
And our checkers of course are impeccable.
Without bias they’ll smash
All conservative trash,
Which will render Facebook unredneckable.