15 Sunday Sep 2019
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Australian poet, Elizabeth Warren, Fauxcahontas, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Indian? Nope, Indian Fighter!
Elizabeth Warren’s not happy.
It seems her great-great-great grand pappy
Was no peace pipe puffer,
So Liz now must suffer —
No wonder her mood is so crappy.
— D.N. O’Brien
Liz Warren’s Indian fighter ancestor
10 Tuesday Sep 2019
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5th columns, Alien spies, Australian poet, Chinese Communist infiltration, Islamic infiltration, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Uncontrolled immigration
𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐧𝐬!
We welcome you! Come on inside!
There’s no need to cower or hide.
You’re welcome to hate us!
Come in and debate us!
You may find we’re on the same side!
— D.N. O’Brien
25 Sunday Aug 2019
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Australian poet, Cardinal George Pell, George Pell appeal dismissed, kangaroo, Kangaroo joey, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 !
The roo who some judges say diddled
Some joeys (one claims that he fiddled.)
Is back in the clink —
Though fair folks may think
The case against him is hole-riddled.
— D.N. O’Brien
22 Thursday Aug 2019
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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Greenland, Greenland for sale, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tasmania
Swapping Dependant Islands
Seems the U.S. will have a new state
Called “Greenland” — aren’t they going great?
The Donald is dealing
With Danes (it’s like stealing).
Those boofheads will sure take the bait.
But we Aussies, well we are much brainier.
We thought of a deal even zanier.
Trump thinks he’s one up,
But we’ll sell him a pup!
He’ll swap us Greenland for Tasmania!
— D.N. O’Brien
10 Saturday Aug 2019
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Australian poet, Jeffrey Epstein suicide, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Suicide is Painless (for some)
I doubt that the guy was in pain.
Though nasty, it seems he was sane.
But he knew lots of dirt —
Powerful creeps he could hurt.
Sure — Epstein by Epstein was slain.
— D.N. O’Brien
09 Friday Aug 2019
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Australian poet, Feminists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Transsexuals
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐦 – 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬
The crazies are bashing each other;
Each feminine dad and butch mother.
It’s rather ironic
In these days demonic —
Your sister may well be your brother;
Your mother may well be your Pa,
And Pappy may be old Grandma.
The feminists even
Say Trans are deceivin’;
It’s all gone a little too far.
— D.N. O’Brien
08 Thursday Aug 2019
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Alpha males, Australian poet, Beta males, discrimination, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
B Grade Only
We’re taking no real men – here’s why:
We value the sensitive guy,
Who won’t look or touch.
We thank you so much,
But no alpha males need apply.
— D.N. O’Brien
07 Wednesday Aug 2019
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Australian poet, CeCe Telfer, Craig Telfer, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
𝐂𝐞𝐂𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐫
At first I thought they were just jokin’,
But female athletes are heartbroken.
They’re cryin’, not grinnin’ —
If she keeps on winnin’,
Their records are sure to be broken.
— D.N. O’Brien
28 Sunday Jul 2019
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Muellerisms
Bob’s Brain Burst
Mueller, I thought was the biz;
He must be a wizard — a whiz.
I listened and figured
This guy’s brain is jiggered!
I doubt that he knows who Trump is.
Bob’s Helping Hands
Listen up guys — give Mueller a break.
He’s under control for God’s sake.
He did quite okay,
Those pills saved the day —
At times he was almost awake.
Bob’s Day(s) off
Ring Mueller and tell him to stay
At home, he’s not needed today.
Oh sure he’s the boss
But he’s not worth a toss —
The old fart just gets in the way.
— D.N. O’Brien
18 Thursday Jul 2019
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Australian poet, Bob Brown of the Greens, Environmentalists, greens, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Wind farms
𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝
The greenies are feeling let down.
Each pale intense face wears a frown.
In him they believed,
But they’ve just received
A kick in the crotch from Bob Brown.
— D.N. O’Brien
