17 Tuesday Oct 2017
Oh dear! – they were huffin’ and puffin’,
And it wasn’t a bun she was stuffin’.
There were no fries with that,
And it wasn’t “low fat.”
(Nor was it a sausage McMuffin.)
16 Monday Oct 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian poet, Casting couch, Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood corruption, Hollywood Liberal bias, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
North Korea and Iran come to mind,
But much closer to home you can find
One that’s evil as Hell;
It exudes a foul smell;
Hollywood is with Satan entwined.
https://www.steynonline.com/8198/the-weinstein-company-is-dead
15 Sunday Oct 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian poet, Hannah Mouncey, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Transgender footballer
She’s tall and she’s heavy, but bouncy.
Her feminine uniform’s flouncy.
What a player! How strong!
What on earth could go wrong?
Clear the field girls, here comes Hannah Mouncey.
12 Thursday Oct 2017
Tags
Australian poet, Donald Trump tweets, Donald Trump Twitter, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Washington Swamp
Trump threatens the entrenched elite
Of Right and of Left – his defeat
They must engineer,
For their greatest fear
Is common sense wrapped in a tweet.
11 Wednesday Oct 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian poet, Australian same-sex marriage vote, Corporate cowardice, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Corporations have one guiding light,
And it’s profit – they keep that in sight.
That’s their game – should we blame them?
At least we can shame them
For never supporting what’s right.
11 Wednesday Oct 2017
Tags
Australian poet, Colosseum in Rome, Confederate statue removal, Erasing the past, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Memorial destruction, poem, poetry, Revisionist history
Of past memories we will free ‘em!
Memorials smash! – none will see ‘em!
Each statue and bust
We’ll destroy, then we must
Demolish that damned Colosseum!
10 Tuesday Oct 2017
“Doc – I see Donald Trumps everywhere!
On the street, at the beach or a fair.
Tell me Doc – is it bad?”
Says the Doc: “Well it’s….sad”,
As he flicks back his mane of red hair.
19 Tuesday Sep 2017
Tags
Australian poet, Climate Change Alarmism, Climate change corruption, Climate Change histeria, Climate Change Scam, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
The asylum’s now run by the mad.
But before you conclude that is sad,
And insane, a bad dream,
Just consider a scheme,
For there’s lots of loot to be had.
19 Tuesday Sep 2017
Posted in Observation
Tags
Australian poet, Australian same-sex marriage vote, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
It looks like the herd will vote “Yes”,
But I’m voting “No”, I confess;
For I know it’s a trick
That will worsen a sick
Situation – just add to the mess.
19 Tuesday Sep 2017
Posted in Satire
His family are all in tears,
For realised are all of their fears:
Though completely recovered,
He’ll die, they’ve discovered –
Perhaps within 70 years.
