Suicide is Painless (for some)

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Australian poet, Jeffrey Epstein suicide, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Suicide is Painless (for some)

I doubt that the guy was in pain.
Though nasty, it seems he was sane.
But he knew lots of dirt —
Powerful creeps he could hurt.
Sure — Epstein by Epstein was slain.

— D.N. O’Brien

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The Fem — Trans Wars

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Australian poet, Feminists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Transsexuals

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐦 – 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬

The crazies are bashing each other;
Each feminine dad and butch mother.
It’s rather ironic
In these days demonic —
Your sister may well be your brother;

Your mother may well be your Pa,
And Pappy may be old Grandma.
The feminists even
Say Trans are deceivin’;
It’s all gone a little too far.

— D.N. O’Brien

B Grade Only

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Alpha males, Australian poet, Beta males, discrimination, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

B Grade Only

We’re taking no real men – here’s why:
We value the sensitive guy,
Who won’t look or touch.
We thank you so much,
But no alpha males need apply.

— D.N. O’Brien

CeCe Senor

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Australian poet, CeCe Telfer, Craig Telfer, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

𝐂𝐞𝐂𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐫

At first I thought they were just jokin’,
But female athletes are heartbroken.
They’re cryin’, not grinnin’ —
If she keeps on winnin’,
Their records are sure to be broken.

— D.N. O’Brien

CeCe wins

Muellerisms

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Robert Mueller

Muellerisms

Bob’s Brain Burst

Mueller, I thought was the biz;
He must be a wizard — a whiz.
I listened and figured
This guy’s brain is jiggered!
I doubt that he knows who Trump is.

Bob’s Helping Hands

Listen up guys — give Mueller a break.
He’s under control for God’s sake.
He did quite okay,
Those pills saved the day —
At times he was almost awake.

Bob’s Day(s) off

Ring Mueller and tell him to stay
At home, he’s not needed today.
Oh sure he’s the boss
But he’s not worth a toss —
The old fart just gets in the way.

— D.N. O’Brien

Winded

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Australian poet, Bob Brown of the Greens, Environmentalists, greens, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Wind farms

𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝

The greenies are feeling let down.
Each pale intense face wears a frown.
In him they believed,
But they’ve just received
A kick in the crotch from Bob Brown.

— D.N. O’Brien

Bob Brown upsets green friends

Kiwi Comrades

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Australian poet, Jacinda Ardern New Zealand Prime Minister, Kiwi Socialists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬

Your PM’s Jacinda Ardern?
You’re kidding! Man can’t you discern
Behind that facade,
A Red! — It’s not hard!
(But Kiwis — they are slow to learn).

— D.N. O’Brien

Jacinda the Red

2020 Vision

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2020 US Presidential Election, Australian poet, Democratic Party, Donald Trump meets Kim jong un, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, North Korea, poem, poetry

2020 Vision

Oh no! Trump is meeting with Kim!
How dare he go out on that limb!
What if peace prevails?
Dems! Pray that Trump fails!
Our chances are already slim.

— D.N. O’Brien

Suffer the Little Children

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Australian Jihadists, Australian poet, Children of Islamist terrorists, Formal poetry, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Nieveta, poem, poetry

𝐒𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧

What chance that these little Jihadies,
(The offspring of murderous baddies)
Now helpless and small,
No danger at all,
Grow up to be just like their daddies.

— D.N. O’Brien

Terrorist’s kids to come home

Search for the Tank Man

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Australian poet, Chinese oppression, Communist China, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tank Man, Tiananmen Square massacre

Search for the Tank Man

There’s no doubt that the fellow was game.
But they still cannot find him — his name
Isn’t known to police,
So the suspects increase —
The cops say: ”All these guys look the same!”

— D.N. O’Brien

Tank Man