A Classic Correction

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Australian poet, Feminism, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Moby Dick, poem, poetry, Political Correctness, Revisionism

A Classic Correction

I think I’ll rewrite “Moby Dick”.
Of all its sexism I’m sick!
Ahab will be gay,
Crew trans – by the way,
The heroin, black – “Moby Chick”!

– D.N. O’Brien

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Shivering in Summer?

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AGW, Australian poet, Climate Change Alarmism, Corrupt climate change scientists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Media alarmism, poem, poetry

Shivering in Summer?

Now listen up! – I am so old,
I remember when summers were cold –
Before global warming;
Before mass-conforming;
Before such untruths could be told.

Before scientists were bankrolled;
Before foolish minds were controlled.
No! – we had heat-waves,
Now boffins are slaves –
They’ve traded their ethics for gold.

– D.N. O’Brien

Building Balls

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Australian poet, Border walls, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Walls

Building Balls

Over time a weak nation it falls,
So it’s best that your borders have walls,
For they work! – loudly praise them –
But who then to raise them? –
A man with extremely large balls.

– D.N. O’Brien

Relaunching Madonna

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Madonna, Madonna's butt, poem, poetry

Relaunching Madonna

I’ve just seen Madonna’s strange ass –
A malformed and misshapen mass.
I hope the old dame
Avoids any flame;
It could be a build-up of gas!

Madonna’s Butt

Infiltrators

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Infiltrators

Are you a state? – make up your mind!
By what is your ethos defined?
Are you so naive?
Some seek to deceive!
Be careful to whom you are kind.

Victoria – RIP

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Victorian elections

Victoria – RIP

It’s official – Victoria’s dead.
Dressed in rags, to the block she was led.
Bound in chains – red with rust,
She knelt down in the dust,
And the voters then chopped off her head.

Labor wins Victorian elections in landslide

{note: “The Australian Liberal Party” was founded on Classical Liberal principles}

About 50%

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

About 50%

Our studies now show – in the main,
It’s the ones with a liberal brain,
That their sanity lose,
And so here’s the good news –
Only half of the country’s insane.

Today’s Headlines

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American Midterm Elections, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Today’s Headlines

Fishermen run out of worms.
Boy sick – main suspects are germs.
Man kicks his dog.
Truck stuck in bog.
Americans vote in midterms.

Almost Forgot

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Abortion, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Almost Forgot

At last we have reached the last rung
On the ladder – go forth – go among
The people – proclaim:
“Bless the poor and the lame
And the weak! Oh….and murder your young.”

Capitulation

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Australian poet, Border control, Illegal immigrants, Invasion, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Capitulation

Invasions, back then, they meant war.
The bullets would fly – cannons roar.
But now come the orders:
“Let them cross our borders,
Lay down your arms – open the door.”