16 Wednesday Aug 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian poet, Cultural Marxism, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Political Correctness
Cultural Marxism’s swell.
(If your aim is to end up in Hell.)
And by compliant fools
It is taught in the schools.
(And in corporate boardrooms as well.)
15 Tuesday Aug 2017
Posted in Satire
The lefties want Trump to be calmer.
Don’t stir Kim Jong-un – be a charmer.
Stop being a teaser
And be an appeaser,
Like their fallen hero Obama.
14 Monday Aug 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
Australian poet, Banksy, graffiti artists, hypocrisy, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Banksy just hates corporations,
And with them he’ll have no relations;
But this socialist saint
Uses corporate paint
When crafting his clever creations.
13 Sunday Aug 2017
Posted in Satire
He’s been leading a perverted life.
He’s been found out and now he’s in strife.
But he claims that these asses
Are his lovely lasses,
And much prettier than his wife.
12 Saturday Aug 2017
Tags
7 percent of journalists Republican, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Mainstream Media left liberal bias, poem, poetry, Social Media
You claim that the media’s bent?
You’re wrong! It’s a very broad tent.
Journalists cheering Trump
Are much more than a rump;
Why they’re all of 7 percent!
10 Thursday Aug 2017
Posted in Sad Stories
Tags
Australian poet, Duck and monkey electrocuted, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
“It’s shocking!” the poor monkey cried.
The duck rushed to save him – he tried
To rescue his friend,
But how would it end? –
Both monkey and duck are now fried.
07 Monday Aug 2017
Posted in Observation
Tags
Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Cell Phones, Internet, Internet addiction, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Mobile phones, Phone addiction, poem, poetry, Social media addiction
They might as well be popping pills
As they trip on their internet thrills.
As they sit on their bums
And the data stream numbs –
Conversation, technology kills.
04 Friday Aug 2017
Posted in Satire
Tags
anthropogenic climate change, Australian poet, Climate alarmists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Pets causing global warming, poem, poetry
The time has come Fido, I fear.
You can see in my eye there’s a tear.
I love you, but dammit!
You’re killing the planet!
So I’ll drop some lead in your ear.
03 Thursday Aug 2017
Tags
Anthropogenic Global Warming, Australian poet, Global warming to benefit Canada, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Manmade climate change, poem, poetry, Spenserian sonnet
Oh Canada, you’ve so much cold to spare!
Your winters last so long, with snow and ice.
Could it be possible to warm the air?
A few degrees – that surely would suffice.
Would not some warmer winter winds be nice?
The summers longer, and the winters short?
A milder climate – would it not entice
More visitors? You’d still have winter sport;
It wouldn’t suffer – ships, to every port
Would still bring tourists bound for the snow-slopes.
So wouldn’t warming measures have support?
Here’s an Aussie suggestion – don’t be dopes;
Burn coal and gas at an increasing pace
And make cold Canada a warmer place.
02 Wednesday Aug 2017
Posted in Uncategorized
Tags
Australian poet, Congress log-jam, Donald Trump, limerick, Limerick poem, Obstructionist Democrats, poem, poetry, U.S. Immigration reform
He’s trying to clean up the mess.
He’s got to keep trying I guess.
At least he can dream;
He’ll send it downstream,
Where it will get jammed by Congress.
