(𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞)
One says: “I lead the state Ukraine.”
The other says: “My dwarfish brain,
It calculates twill not be long
Until you sing a different song,
Unless we British help you out
By giving you some tanks — your clout,
And by extrapolation height,
Will then increase — what ho! Snow White!”
(A girl has walked into the bar —
she’s six feet six and quite bizarre.)
She says: “What is your dwarfish plan?
You both together make one man,
Pathetic though he still would be:
Conjoined Zelensky and Rishi.”
Then said the much reduced in size
Unto the apparition wise:
“Our plan, while keeping our heads low,
Relates to making lots of dough!”
“I see,” said she, “Fools, don’t you know
I am the goddess of the snow?
The earth I soon will freeze with ice
And lock the land in winter’s vice.”
Snow White then turned upon her heel
And said: “A breeze you soon will feel —
An icy wind from out the East.
This blinding blizzard so released
Will hold each hour in freezing night,
As sure as my name is….. Snow White.
— D.N. O’Brien