Bob’s Brain Burst
Mueller, I thought was the biz;
He must be a wizard — a whiz.
I listened and figured
This guy’s brain is jiggered!
I doubt that he knows who Trump is.
Bob’s Helping Hands
Listen up guys — give Mueller a break.
He’s under control for God’s sake.
He did quite okay,
Those pills saved the day —
At times he was almost awake.
Bob’s Day(s) off
Ring Mueller and tell him to stay
At home, he’s not needed today.
Oh sure he’s the boss
But he’s not worth a toss —
The old fart just gets in the way.
— D.N. O’Brien