Gore Blimey!

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Gore Blimey!

Al Gore is coming out, no ifs or buts.
You’ve got to say the goose has got some guts.
Queenslanders think it’s all BS,
But he’ll have a good time I guess,
Until somebody kicks him in the nuts.

— D.N. O’Brien

{Sorry about that — every now and then my inner convict comes out.}

Al Gore coming to Queensland

Strong and Diverse Melbournians

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Araluen Queensland, Australian poet, Balkanization, Divide and Rule, Division, Formal poetry, Melbourne Australia, multiculturalism, National Identity, poem, poetry, Queensland, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet, Strength in Diversity, Tribalism, Uncontrolled immigration, Victoria

I’ve just returned from Melbourne – it’s diverse!
I could have been in Europe – it’s so cool!
In fifty different languages they curse;
You’ll never find a more scattered gene pool!
I guess this happens when progressives rule –
Their progress means you can’t tell where you are!
You don’t like it? Hey man, you are a fool!
No longer do you need to travel far –
Just take a stroll – no need to drive your car –
It’s Africa! It’s Asia! – Middle East!
There’s yellow, white, and brown, and black as tar!
Humanity in all its forms – a feast!
Sad…..now I’m back in regional Queensland;
Damn! – Everyone I meet I understand.