Contractions

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Abortion, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Planned Parenthood, poem, poetry

Planning parenthood? We have a plan.
It’s a cinch – you won’t land in the can.
All you do is provide it;
We’ll take it – divide it.
You’re the woman we need….you’re the man.

King of Beasts

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Cecil the lion, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Planned Parenthood, poem, poetry

Cecil’s dead – that’s a bit of a shame.
(Killing babies? – no! that’s not the same)
He had lived a long life.
Raised some cubs with each wife,
And was famous. (and certainly game)

So the world, it is now up in arms,
For a lion, it has primitive charms,
Unlike mere human trash,
To but plunder then smash –
Hunt this hunter – ‘his highness’ he harms.