Barbie on the BBQ

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Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, PETA, poem, poetry

Barbecuing girls? – you should be shot!
Cooking females is not allowed, clot!
Give us vegans a break!
Take her off – she’s not steak!
(And be careful – she looks rather hot)

Murderous meat-eaters

Good enough to eat

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australian poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, PETA, poetry

I began with a cut from the feet,
Then I savoured the leg and rump meat;
Had some tender rolled breast,
But the ribs were the best,
Though the shoulder and round were a treat.

PETA’s carcass guide

Monkey Business

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Formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, PETA, poem, poetry

“I just saw your selfie – you’re spunky!
You’re hirsute, but handsome and hunky!”
‘Oh I do feel a dick,
See I sent the wrong pic –
The face in the photo’s my monkey.

And PETA now say they will sue me;
The photo did not belong to me.
My monkey agrees
And he’s deaf to my pleas;
He says he and PETA will screw me.’

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