𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 (𝐅𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡) 𝐄𝐲𝐞

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Kiwis, New Zealand, poem, poetry, Socialist New Zealand, The Five Eyes

𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 (𝐅𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡) 𝐄𝐲𝐞

Investigation done and dusted:

The steel in their spines is now rusted,

Their will as a nation is busted,

Their brains have been turned into custard.

Conclusion: Kiwis can’t be trusted.

— D.N. O’Brien

No-Brains Drain

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Australian Federal Election 2019, Australian poet, Jacinda Ardern, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, New Zealand, poem, poetry

No-Brains Drain

Lefty luvvies, they say quite a few,
Are off to New Zealand — if true,
Jacinda will take them,
She will not forsake them.
(Down spirals the Kiwi IQ.)

— D.N. O’Brien

Aussie refugees head for New Zealand