Quacks and Medicare

Tags

Australian Medicare, limerick, Medical over-servicing, Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme, poem, poetry

For every pain there’s a pill,
And doctors prescribe them at will.
Big Pharma shares riches
With doctors (their bitches)
While tax payers pick up the bill.

Imaginary Diseases

Tags

ADHD, Big Pharma, Imaginery diseases, limerick, Medical over-servicing, poem, poetry, Ritalin

1.

Half the kids now have ADHD.
It can be diagnosed for a fee.
And the doctors advise
Ritalin would be wise,
And the boys at Big Pharma agree.

2.

A girl hit my daughter – she socked her
In front of the teacher – it shocked her.
Diagnosed for a fee –
Verdict: ADHD.
Now I work day and night (for the doctor).