Getting Jim off his Chest

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Australian poet, Fake news, James Comey sacking, Mainstream media bias, poem, poetry

With his friends, Obama stacked
The institutions – lots of shits
To the top floated – Comey’s sacked –
The media is having fits,
For Donald Trump, they hate to bits.
They say he has blood on his mitts.
It’s driving them out of their wits.
The Whitehouse says that here’s the fact:
“James Comey got on Donald’s tits.”

Munich Makeover

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Australian poet, ISIS, islam, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Mainstream media bias, Munich terror attack, poem, poetry

A rightwing nut was he? – Oh gosh!
Shouting Allahu Akbar? – what tosh.
The people are waking
To media faking –
This desperate mainstream whitewash.