Take some pointers my fine young recruit:
Just stand back, let the mob burn and loot.
Well of course they will rob
But remember your job
Is at stake, so for God’s sake don’t shoot.
I promise – no more arse (or ass) limericks
after these ones…well not for a while.
Cause and Effect
You want me to stop being crude?
My limericks – distasteful and rude?
When Kim stops exposing
Then I’ll stop composing;
Tell her! She’s the one in the nude.
Making cash? There are many more ways
When you have a big ass – it sure pays
For that luxury dwelling
Some film star’s selling.
(Plus widening of the doorways).
Oh why, may I ask, do you peer,
At that woman’s magnificent rear?
Says he: ”Though her booty
Now adds to her beauty,
It’s gravity, sir, that I fear”.
The world has turned into a farce.
Once talent and brains were a pass
To a chance at some fame,
Now in this crazy game
All depends on the size of one’s arse.
The feminists are getting snooty
With Kim – she’s been baring her booty.
They want an expression
Of female repression,
Not buns of a well endowed cutie.
The feminists think she’s a traitor.
She’s showing her buttocks – they hate her.
They’re flapping their gums:
“Sisters – cover your bums!”
Most fellows would just like to date her.
He fills the left liberals with fear.
He says stuff they don’t want to hear.
With wisdom and wit
He cuts through the shit;
Mark Steyn is a pain in the rear.
He’s hurtful, quite rude and unkind.
(In other words, he speaks his mind)
The left liberal crowd
Say this isn’t allowed;
He should be, all agree, flogged and fined.
He’s an enemy, true, of their cause.
All their calls to comply he ignores.
He is deaf to their pleas
And this foe, won’t appease,
As he shouts in their faces : “Up yours!”