In Canada the scientists are found;
They’re scientific people from their birth.
In Canada scientific thoughts abound;
It’s the most scientific place on Earth.
In Canada scientific thought is worth
Far more than gold, just ask Justin Trudeau.
And he is serious, suppress your mirth!
He means it, and sure, he’s a little slow,
But he is photogenic and nice so
Cut him some slack. Yes he’s a scientist,
Like all Canadians, so he must know.
Oh Canada! I beg you, don’t be pissed!
Although you are such stern scientific folk,
I’m sure that you can take my little joke.