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Ring In Rider

23 Saturday Jan 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, MSM bias, poem, poetry, ring in

๐‘๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ๐ง ๐‘๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ

The journalists move behind Joe.
They figure theyโ€™ll go with the flow,
And chart a safe course โ€”
Bet on the right horse.
(No matter the jockeyโ€™s a hoe).

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Joe Blow

18 Monday Jan 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire, Sonnet

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Australian poet, Inauguration Day, Joe Biden, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet

๐‰๐จ๐ž ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ

Youโ€™ve banished Donald to the flaming pit;
So take the throne that you have slyly earned.
Joe, you have shown that surely does the shit
Float to the top โ€” the tide of truth youโ€™ve turned.
Your gaze averted as the cities burned;
As BLM supporters took their loot.
You and your Democrats were unconcerned
When masked ANTIFA thugs put in the boot.
Who would have thought that a demented coot
Would lead the greatest country on the Earth?
But votes were harvested โ€” low-hanging fruit,
And even rotten windfalls were of worth.
Though youโ€™re a husk that time will blow away,
Wake up Joe! Itโ€™s Inauguration Day!

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

California Scheming

25 Wednesday Nov 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, California voters, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Popular vote, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐š ๐’๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ 

The two slugged it out toe to toe.
Trumpโ€™s margin continued to grow.
But I have to warn ya,
Then came California,
Where even the dead voted โ€œJoeโ€.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Boxes

09 Monday Nov 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire, Sonnet

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Australian poet, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet

๐๐จ๐ฑ๐ž๐ฌ

Kamala is a girl โ€” Iโ€™m sure of that.
Unlike Michelle, whoโ€™s possibly a bloke.
And sheโ€™s presentable โ€” the girlโ€™s no bat,
And obviously she is super-woke.
But consequently she canโ€™t take a joke
Unless it is devoid of all offence.
Sheโ€™ll be POTUS when Joe decides to croak;
And being kind of black, will beat Mike Pence
Next time around. She has no common sense,
But has Indian blood (sub-continent).
Sheโ€™s way way left โ€” this darling of the dense,
The Bolsheviks, the bitter, and the bent.
Sure, sheโ€™s a fraud but when allโ€™s said and done,
Kamala ticks the boxes โ€” every one.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Trying Times

02 Monday Nov 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐“๐ซ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ

I wonder why Trump even tries.
Beset by the mediaโ€™s lies,
He battles for good,
But whatโ€™s the use should
The foolish outnumber the wise.

Opposed by a man quite demented,
And by the unthinking resented
For saying some words,
While Joeโ€™s polished turds
With strife and decline are contented.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Advice to Anastasia and Joe

01 Sunday Nov 2020

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Anastasia Palaszczuk, Australian poet, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Queensland State Election 2020, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐€๐๐ฏ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐€๐ง๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐š ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‰๐จ๐ž

You must target the ones who have less,
Though to this you must never confess.
You must shower them with gold.
(Then theyโ€™ll do as theyโ€™re told)
Nothing gathers the votes like largesse.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

The Prize Fighters

29 Thursday Oct 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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2020 US Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐ž ๐…๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ

The Donald and olโ€™ Sleepy Joe,
They battle it out toe to toe.
The Don screams: โ€œYou sook!โ€
Then throws a right hook.
Joe blocks it, then lands a low blow!

Poor Donaldโ€™s been punched down below.
Moves in for the kill, Sleepy Joe โ€”
Left hook โ€” Donald ducks.
Olโ€™ Joe exclaims: โ€œShucks!โ€
As into the ring comes his hoe.

She laughs as she takes off her pearls,
Then a ripping right Harris hurls โ€”
Itโ€™s wild and itโ€™s wide! Whoa!
It flattens her mate Joe!
Trump says: โ€œSadly, I donโ€™t fight girls.โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Trump the non-politician

20 Tuesday Oct 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Donald Trump, Joe Biden, poem, poetry, Triolet, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž  ๐ง๐จ๐ง–๐ฉ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ง

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point!

He isnโ€™t a trained liar like old Joe.

If you want cunning, Trump will disappoint โ€”

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point.

Heโ€™s trying hard to straighten out the joint;

And heโ€™s not bent โ€” he doesnโ€™t need the dough.

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point!

He isnโ€™t a trained liar like old Joe.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Happy Time in Red China

04 Sunday Oct 2020

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Australian poet, Donald Trump ill, Joe Biden, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐‡๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ  ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž  ๐ข๐ง  ๐‘๐ž๐  ๐‚๐ก๐ข๐ง๐š

The ChiComs are all celebrating.

For Donald to die they are waiting.

Meanwhile someoneโ€™s hidinโ€™ โ€”

Their friend olโ€™ Joe Biden

Is in his basement salivating.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Before the First Debate

29 Tuesday Sep 2020

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1st Presidential Debate 2020, Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ž๐›๐š๐ญ๐ž

The issues will soon be debated.
The broadcast will be highly rated.
Itโ€™s man against man!
Trumpโ€™s tuning his tan.
Joe Biden is being sedated.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

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