๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐
Imagine if Trump slurred his words.
Was quite clearly off with the birds.
Theyโd close for the kill.
But Joe, poor old dill,
They hide his dementia โ the turds.
โ D.N. OโBrien
15 Tuesday Jun 2021
Posted Observation
in๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐
Imagine if Trump slurred his words.
Was quite clearly off with the birds.
Theyโd close for the kill.
But Joe, poor old dill,
They hide his dementia โ the turds.
โ D.N. OโBrien
16 Sunday May 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Democrat support for Palestine, Hamas, Israel, Joe Biden, limerick, limerick poems, poem, poetry, Rocket attacks
๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ข๐ณ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ณ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ!
Their rockets rain down on Israel,
As Biden, their hero, they hail.
All gains blown to bits
By Democrat shits โ
The Donaldโs peace train they derail.
โ D.N. OโBrien
23 Saturday Jan 2021
Posted Satire
inTags
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, MSM bias, poem, poetry, ring in
๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐๐๐ซ
The journalists move behind Joe.
They figure theyโll go with the flow,
And chart a safe course โ
Bet on the right horse.
(No matter the jockeyโs a hoe).
โ D.N. OโBrien
18 Monday Jan 2021
๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ
Youโve banished Donald to the flaming pit;
So take the throne that you have slyly earned.
Joe, you have shown that surely does the shit
Float to the top โ the tide of truth youโve turned.
Your gaze averted as the cities burned;
As BLM supporters took their loot.
You and your Democrats were unconcerned
When masked ANTIFA thugs put in the boot.
Who would have thought that a demented coot
Would lead the greatest country on the Earth?
But votes were harvested โ low-hanging fruit,
And even rotten windfalls were of worth.
Though youโre a husk that time will blow away,
Wake up Joe! Itโs Inauguration Day!
โ D.N. OโBrien
25 Wednesday Nov 2020
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, California voters, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Popular vote, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐
The two slugged it out toe to toe.
Trumpโs margin continued to grow.
But I have to warn ya,
Then came California,
Where even the dead voted โJoeโ.
โ D.N. OโBrien
09 Monday Nov 2020
๐๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
Kamala is a girl โ Iโm sure of that.
Unlike Michelle, whoโs possibly a bloke.
And sheโs presentable โ the girlโs no bat,
And obviously she is super-woke.
But consequently she canโt take a joke
Unless it is devoid of all offence.
Sheโll be POTUS when Joe decides to croak;
And being kind of black, will beat Mike Pence
Next time around. She has no common sense,
But has Indian blood (sub-continent).
Sheโs way way left โ this darling of the dense,
The Bolsheviks, the bitter, and the bent.
Sure, sheโs a fraud but when allโs said and done,
Kamala ticks the boxes โ every one.
โ D.N. OโBrien
02 Monday Nov 2020
Posted Observation
inTags
Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฌ
I wonder why Trump even tries.
Beset by the mediaโs lies,
He battles for good,
But whatโs the use should
The foolish outnumber the wise.
Opposed by a man quite demented,
And by the unthinking resented
For saying some words,
While Joeโs polished turds
With strife and decline are contented.
โ D.N. OโBrien
01 Sunday Nov 2020
Posted Satire
inTags
Anastasia Palaszczuk, Australian poet, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Queensland State Election 2020, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
๐๐๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐
You must target the ones who have less,
Though to this you must never confess.
You must shower them with gold.
(Then theyโll do as theyโre told)
Nothing gathers the votes like largesse.
โ D.N. OโBrien
29 Thursday Oct 2020
๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ
The Donald and olโ Sleepy Joe,
They battle it out toe to toe.
The Don screams: โYou sook!โ
Then throws a right hook.
Joe blocks it, then lands a low blow!
Poor Donaldโs been punched down below.
Moves in for the kill, Sleepy Joe โ
Left hook โ Donald ducks.
Olโ Joe exclaims: โShucks!โ
As into the ring comes his hoe.
She laughs as she takes off her pearls,
Then a ripping right Harris hurls โ
Itโs wild and itโs wide! Whoa!
It flattens her mate Joe!
Trump says: โSadly, I donโt fight girls.โ
โ D.N. OโBrien
20 Tuesday Oct 2020
Posted Observation
in๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ง–๐ฉ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ง
Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point!
He isnโt a trained liar like old Joe.
If you want cunning, Trump will disappoint โ
Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point.
Heโs trying hard to straighten out the joint;
And heโs not bent โ he doesnโt need the dough.
Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point!
He isnโt a trained liar like old Joe.
โ D.N. OโBrien