Run Hide Tell Shoot

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Australian poet, ISIS, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, Islamic terror, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, London Bridge attacks, poem, poetry, Run Hide Tell

Now here’s what you have to do son:
Your first response should be to run.
Oh yes! – run like hell –
Then hide – lastly tell
The cops – when that fails…….get a gun.

Subversive Shaikh

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Australian poet, Australian poets, Australian traditional poetry, Formal poetry, Imam Shaikh M. Tawhidi, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Relax, settle down and be calm.
There’s no need to sound the alarm.
Cover your ears and eyes;
Oh, you think they tell lies?
So does the enlightened Imam.

Imam Shaikh M. Tawhidi shakes Islamic establishment

The official website of Shaikh Mohammad Tawhidi

Chocolate Frogs

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Australian poet, Brigitte Marie-Claude Trogneux, Emmanuel Macron, Islamic State, Islamization, Jean Trogneux chocolates, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The French soon will raise the white flag
And lower the tricolour rag.
They’ve lost their direction;
They’ll vote for confection –
A sweet talker and his old bag.

What Assad Knows

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Australian poet, Bashar Assad, ISIS, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Syrian civil war

To Allah each day he will pray,
And a Muslim forever he’ll stay.
And his choice, as a rule,
Is a strong man – and cruel;
For democracy isn’t his way.

Radical Rigs

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, jihad, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Smack! – into people they slam!
Look how they rampage and ram!
There goes one with a beard;
It is just as we feared!
Trucks in Sweden revert to Islam!

Chemical Reaction

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Donald Trump, ISIS, Islamic State, jihad, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Syrian attack, Tomahawk missile attack

Poison gas? Ready tomahawks! – fire!
Rebels did it??? – Assad’s such a liar!
Arab son of a bitch!
To the rebels we’ll switch –
The good Arabs – the ones we admire.

Dangerous bedfellows

An Axe Attack

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australian formal poetry, Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Bashar Assad, ISIS, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, jihad, poem, poetry, Spenserian sonnet, Syria, Syrian attack, Tomahawk missile attack

Assad it seems has been cut down to size;
With tomahawks they’ve given him the chop.
And only time will tell if this was wise
And whether further limbs they’ll have to lop.
(Once pruning starts it can be hard to stop)
Will weakening Assad pay dividends? –
America’s now playing the world’s cop –
But backing crazies? – Oops! I mean our friends!
Well was this justified? Well it depends:
The Russians say the rebels were the cause,
But Trump’s attack the White House now defends.
Miscalculations sometimes lead to wars;
It’s best to know the truth before one acts –
Let’s hope Trump’s in possession of the facts.

City Life

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Australian poet, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, London terror attacks, poem, poetry

I love cities – the daily attacks,
The mayhem, the murders, big Macs,
Sight-seeing, throat-slitting;
Down in the park, sitting;
Exploding Muslim maniacs.

Get used to it

The Streets of London

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Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, London Islamic terrorist attack 2017, poem, poetry

Hello, London calling – you know where we are.
Come visit, you tourists – it’s not very far.
See our lovely city –
Its bridges – so pretty.
(Just watch that you don’t get run down by a car)

Getting Tough on Rogue Trucks

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Australian poet, Germany - Syrian refugees, Islamic infiltration, Islamic State, islamic Terrorism, Islamization, Jihadists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Nice and Berlin truck terror attacks, poem, poetry

We’ve identified trucks as the cause,
So we’ve been busy drafting new laws:
Trucks that murder or maim,
Flatten, mangle or lame,
Will be blown up! (que tepid applause)