The trucks up in Sweden are mad.
They’re mowing down people – that’s sad.
With no help from drivers
They leave few survivors;
From bumper to bumper they’re bad.
Smack! – into people they slam!
Look how they rampage and ram!
There goes one with a beard;
It is just as we feared!
Trucks in Sweden revert to Islam!
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“Get used to it folks,” says the mayor,
“In a way it is really quite fair.
Sure there’ll be disasters
For we’re now the masters
And finally we’re getting square.”
I love cities – the daily attacks,
The mayhem, the murders, big Macs,
Down in the park, sitting;
Exploding Muslim maniacs.
Hey scaredy cats, you’re such a bunch of fools;
Don’t be afraid of these Islamic tools.
Sure, some will end up cold and dead,
But hey! sleep soundly in your bed –
It’s much more likely you will win the pools.
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Hello, London calling – you know where we are.
Come visit, you tourists – it’s not very far.
See our lovely city –
Its bridges – so pretty.
(Just watch that you don’t get run down by a car)
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We’ve identified trucks as the cause,
So we’ve been busy drafting new laws:
Trucks that murder or maim,
Flatten, mangle or lame,
Will be blown up! (que tepid applause)
You fascist Muslim-haters really make me sick!
You said there was no way they would assimilate.
You said these backward people wouldn’t integrate.
You fools! The Germans are now learning Arabic.
“They’re moderates.” They say on The News.
Though it’s a strange ethos they choose.
“They’re peaceful – benign;
They’ll fit in just fine.”
They’re moderates? – with such extreme views?
Don’t say it was terror! Be fairer!
No! Never describe bombs as terror.
Say: “Twenty nine hurt,
But no terror alert.”
Or else your report is in error.