To his foreign god he is praying.
Strange values the fellow’s obeying –
Of morals and law,
And listen – what’s more,
I have no idea what he’s saying!
It’s bringing great joy to the world
Wherever its flag is unfurled.
In Europe it’s breedin’,
That’s why up in Sweden
Grenades almost daily are hurled.
We must give Islamists their due.
With faith in the West there are few.
To Allah they pray;
They believe – so I’d say,
At least to their lies they are true.
These attacks – they are not aberrations,
But the death throes of fiendish failed nations
With no care of the cost
For they know they have lost
In this clash of two civilizations.
There’s a multitude where once were few.
They’ve no time for the Christian or Jew,
Or indeed any others;
They’re a band of brothers,
So it’s clear you can scratch the first two.
I’m told by Big Brother – don’t worry;
There’s no need to scramble or scurry.
But look at that sack on
That bearded guy’s back!
I’m turning around – in a hurry.
I feel my blood pressure is rising.
I guess that that isn’t surprising.
Carry on though I must;
There’s a guy I can trust!
Uber drivers are so enterprising!
“Take me home, Al Jihad” – that’s the name
On his I.D. card there in the frame.
“Oh I will sir – he said,
And on time – you’ll be dead.
But I first have to murder and maim.”
Light candles and shed a few tears.
Make light of your worries and fears.
The wolf he is safe in the fold.
Sure, some sheep will never grow old,
But virtues the wolf has, my dears.
It’s hard when another lamb dies,
But pull the wool over your eyes.
The wolf we can never defeat.
(It may help to cower and bleat.)
Pay no heed to loud vengeful cries.
The wolf you may think is a curse,
But without him we’d be less diverse.
He’s the sword that will assuage our guilt;
We must suffer, but we’ll never wilt.
(And that fiend, Donald Trump, is much worse.)
Desist from abuse, all you haters!
Stop calling them names, you race-baiters!
Although we’ve a crisis
And they fight for ISIS,
We have to go easy on traitors.