21 Tuesday Jun 2016
“Iran to buy 100 planes”
A triumph of greed over brains.
Yes, appeasement can pay;
It’s OK to betray
If you’re selling-out for hellish gains.
Boeing sells 100 airliners to Iran
07 Tuesday Jul 2015
Posted in Satire
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Adolf Hitler, Ali Hosseini Khamenei, Hitler, Iran, Iran nuclear deal, Iran nuclear talks, Limerick poem, Neville Chamberlain, poem, poetry
You can’t do a deal with the devil.
That guy – he is not on the level.
World peace he’ll advance?
Not the ghost of a chance.
You don’t believe me? Then ask Neville.
01 Monday Jun 2015
In Iran they’d be all safe and sound
If their women stopped sleeping around.
It’s all of that jolting
That’s causing the faulting –
Loose ladies are shaking the ground.
20 Monday Apr 2015
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With Iran there are secrets we’ll share;
After all, they are trusted and fair,
And they never would lie –
Such a noble ally.
What! – This really is too much to bear!
18 Saturday Apr 2015
Posted in Satire
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Ali Hosseini Khamenei, Iran, Julie Bishop, limerick, poem, poetry
With a despot she’s making some deals,
With her part covered head and high heels.
But her half baked submission
Betrays her condition;
His loathing he barely conceals.
26 Thursday Mar 2015
Posted in Satire
Foundations of peace have been laid.
Conditions are to be obeyed.
Centrifuges may spin;
For Teheran, it’s a win.
(Oh…and Poland, Iran won’t invade.)
03 Tuesday Mar 2015
Tags
appeasement, Atom bomb, Australian traditional poetry, Iran, Iran nuclear deal, Obama, poem, poetry, Radical Islam
Sometimes to turn the other cheek
Will lead you up that well known creek.
It’s best to not be too naive
In granting rogues a last reprieve.
When dialogue with evil fails,
Load guns, up anchor, hoist the sails.
It’s true that while no leader likes
To order up preemptive strikes,
It’s likely that behind their shrouds
Hide men who dream of mushroom clouds.
