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Australian poet, Biden Dementia, Donald Trump, Gardening tools, hoe, Joe Biden, Joe Biden's VP running mate, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
Deciden on Biden
I’m a Democrat! I’ll vote for Joe!
He’s demented? Oh sure, that I know.
His brain’s dead as a stump,
But he’s not Donald Trump!
(And he’ll soon be replaced by a hoe.)
Shocked (Democrat voting) Reader:
Hey poet! Now I’m really pissed!
You fascist! You misogynist!
You insult I see
His female VP.
From this defamation — desist!
Poet’s Reply:
Oh, your words, how they sting! You are cruel!
But it’s clear that old Joe’s such a fool,
I must say here in verse,
He’d be as POTUS worse,
Than a functional gardening tool.
— D.N. O’Brien