14 Thursday Dec 2017
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Australian poet, Gay marriage, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Same-sex marriage, Same-sex wedding
So they’re marrying – being united.
Well I must say that I’m not excited.
So I’ll think of a way
To be busy that day.
(Though I probably won’t be invited.)
14 Thursday Dec 2017
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Australian poet, Gay marriage, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Same-sex marriage
I don’t care what you say – this is weird.
Groom’s clean shaven, the bride has a beard
And moustache – they embrace,
And then kiss – off I race;
This is really much worse than I’d feared!
15 Wednesday Nov 2017
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Australian poet, Australian same-sex marriage vote, Gay marriage, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
Your nation’s in trouble I’d say,
When 6 out of 10 think that gay
Marriage is great;
“It’s equality mate!”
For “equality” we’re gonna pay.
28 Monday Aug 2017
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They’re soon to be married I hear.
Strange nuptials are drawing near.
With values inverted,
What’s now thought perverted?
Being straight may be soon being queer.
27 Wednesday May 2015
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In old Ireland the yes vote was carried,
And the naysayers’ points, they were parried.
Now Seamus and Paddy
Can be Pa and Daddy;
’tis queer, to be sure, to be married.
