While one day I was crossing a bog,
Saw a sign said: “Beware of the Frog!”
But I thought it a joke
Then I heard a loud “Croak!”
And I bloody near fell off my log.
Dog Bog Frog Egg Nog
If you ever are crossing dog bog,
On a log in the flimering fog,
Watch for flappery frogs
Riding humungous hogs,
Loudly croaking, and drinking egg nog.