Far Right
I’m to the right, that’s obvious I’d say.
No you’re far-right, there’s no such thing as “right”!
You’d best take a turn left, and right away!
I’m to the right, that’s obvious I’d say,
And to the right is where I wish to stay;
But you, it seems, are spoiling for a fight —
I’m to the right, that’s obvious I’d say.
No you’re far-right, there’s no such thing as “right”!
— D.N. O’Brien