Men are divided into halves: those credulous, compliant;
And those who are the opposite — distrustful and defiant.
— D.N. O’Brien
Men tend to post pieces about politics,
While food, fun and fashion are posted by chicks.
The ancient Greeks gave the vote only to guys.
I think on reflection those old Greeks were wise.
I’m voting for Justin – I think he is cute!
(I’d rather a statesman resembling a newt.)
At The Polling Station
They’re making us vote, though we haven’t a clue!
(So prattle the girls as we wait in the queue.)
The Suffragettes fought and they won us the vote.
(That’s why we have no politicians of note.)