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Imagine the MSM

15 Tuesday Jun 2021

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Biden's dementia, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, main stream media left bias, poem, poetry

๐ˆ๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Œ๐’๐Œ

Imagine if Trump slurred his words.

Was quite clearly off with the birds.

Theyโ€™d close for the kill.

But Joe, poor old dill,

They hide his dementia  โ€” the turds.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Scarecrow

16 Wednesday Dec 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Scarecrow, Strawman

๐’๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ

Heโ€™s a bully, a racist, a boor!
A misogynist โ€” lots and lots more!
Is he solid and real?
Of course not! Hereโ€™s the deal โ€”
Heโ€™s an image weโ€™ve built out of straw.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Trying Times

02 Monday Nov 2020

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐“๐ซ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ

I wonder why Trump even tries.
Beset by the mediaโ€™s lies,
He battles for good,
But whatโ€™s the use should
The foolish outnumber the wise.

Opposed by a man quite demented,
And by the unthinking resented
For saying some words,
While Joeโ€™s polished turds
With strife and decline are contented.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

The Prize Fighters

29 Thursday Oct 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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2020 US Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐ž ๐…๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ

The Donald and olโ€™ Sleepy Joe,
They battle it out toe to toe.
The Don screams: โ€œYou sook!โ€
Then throws a right hook.
Joe blocks it, then lands a low blow!

Poor Donaldโ€™s been punched down below.
Moves in for the kill, Sleepy Joe โ€”
Left hook โ€” Donald ducks.
Olโ€™ Joe exclaims: โ€œShucks!โ€
As into the ring comes his hoe.

She laughs as she takes off her pearls,
Then a ripping right Harris hurls โ€”
Itโ€™s wild and itโ€™s wide! Whoa!
It flattens her mate Joe!
Trump says: โ€œSadly, I donโ€™t fight girls.โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Trump the non-politician

20 Tuesday Oct 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Donald Trump, Joe Biden, poem, poetry, Triolet, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž  ๐ง๐จ๐ง–๐ฉ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ง

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point!

He isnโ€™t a trained liar like old Joe.

If you want cunning, Trump will disappoint โ€”

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point.

Heโ€™s trying hard to straighten out the joint;

And heโ€™s not bent โ€” he doesnโ€™t need the dough.

Heโ€™s not a politician โ€” thatโ€™s the point!

He isnโ€™t a trained liar like old Joe.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Green Eyes

17 Saturday Oct 2020

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, female jealousy, Melania Trump, poem, Poetry algorithm, Triolet

๐†๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง  ๐„๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ

I wonder why the ladies donโ€™t like Trump?

(He has a gorgeous wife and he is rich)

Melania is neither plain nor plump โ€”

I wonder why the ladies donโ€™t like Trump?

(He does prefer a shapely female rump)

Could it be jealousy? โ€” Itโ€™s such a bitch!

I wonder why the ladies donโ€™t like Trump?

(He has a gorgeous wife and he is rich)

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Before the First Debate

29 Tuesday Sep 2020

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1st Presidential Debate 2020, Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ž๐›๐š๐ญ๐ž

The issues will soon be debated.
The broadcast will be highly rated.
Itโ€™s man against man!
Trumpโ€™s tuning his tan.
Joe Biden is being sedated.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Deciden on Biden

07 Friday Aug 2020

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Biden Dementia, Donald Trump, Gardening tools, hoe, Joe Biden, Joe Biden's VP running mate, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020

Deciden on Biden

Iโ€™m a Democrat! Iโ€™ll vote for Joe!
Heโ€™s demented? Oh sure, that I know.
His brainโ€™s dead as a stump,
But heโ€™s not Donald Trump!
(And heโ€™ll soon be replaced by a hoe.)

Shocked (Democrat voting) Reader:

Hey poet! Now Iโ€™m really pissed!
You fascist! You misogynist!
You insult I see
His female VP.
From this defamation โ€” desist!

Poetโ€™s Reply:

Oh, your words, how they sting! You are cruel!
But itโ€™s clear that old Joeโ€™s such a fool,
I must say here in verse,
Heโ€™d be as POTUS worse,
Than a functional gardening tool.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Swapping Dependant Islands

22 Thursday Aug 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Greenland, Greenland for sale, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tasmania

Swapping Dependant Islands

Seems the U.S. will have a new state
Called โ€œGreenlandโ€ โ€” arenโ€™t they going great?
The Donald is dealing
With Danes (itโ€™s like stealing).
Those boofheads will sure take the bait.

But we Aussies, well we are much brainier.
We thought of a deal even zanier.
Trump thinks heโ€™s one up,
But weโ€™ll sell him a pup!
Heโ€™ll swap us Greenland for Tasmania!

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Donald the Amateur Politician

20 Saturday Jul 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Australian poet, Donald Trump, poem, poetry, Trump hits 50% approval

๐ƒ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ง

The Donald appeals to just half โ€”
The ones who at satire can laugh.
But 50% still arenโ€™t buyers โ€”
Preferring professional liars.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

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