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Imagine if Trump slurred his words.
Was quite clearly off with the birds.
Theyโd close for the kill.
But Joe, poor old dill,
They hide his dementia โ the turds.
โ D.N. OโBrien
15 Tuesday Jun 2021
Posted Observation
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Imagine if Trump slurred his words.
Was quite clearly off with the birds.
Theyโd close for the kill.
But Joe, poor old dill,
They hide his dementia โ the turds.
โ D.N. OโBrien
16 Wednesday Dec 2020
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, Donald Trump, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Scarecrow, Strawman
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Heโs a bully, a racist, a boor!
A misogynist โ lots and lots more!
Is he solid and real?
Of course not! Hereโs the deal โ
Heโs an image weโve built out of straw.
โ D.N. OโBrien
02 Monday Nov 2020
Posted Observation
inTags
Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
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I wonder why Trump even tries.
Beset by the mediaโs lies,
He battles for good,
But whatโs the use should
The foolish outnumber the wise.
Opposed by a man quite demented,
And by the unthinking resented
For saying some words,
While Joeโs polished turds
With strife and decline are contented.
โ D.N. OโBrien
29 Thursday Oct 2020
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The Donald and olโ Sleepy Joe,
They battle it out toe to toe.
The Don screams: โYou sook!โ
Then throws a right hook.
Joe blocks it, then lands a low blow!
Poor Donaldโs been punched down below.
Moves in for the kill, Sleepy Joe โ
Left hook โ Donald ducks.
Olโ Joe exclaims: โShucks!โ
As into the ring comes his hoe.
She laughs as she takes off her pearls,
Then a ripping right Harris hurls โ
Itโs wild and itโs wide! Whoa!
It flattens her mate Joe!
Trump says: โSadly, I donโt fight girls.โ
โ D.N. OโBrien
20 Tuesday Oct 2020
Posted Observation
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Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point!
He isnโt a trained liar like old Joe.
If you want cunning, Trump will disappoint โ
Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point.
Heโs trying hard to straighten out the joint;
And heโs not bent โ he doesnโt need the dough.
Heโs not a politician โ thatโs the point!
He isnโt a trained liar like old Joe.
โ D.N. OโBrien
17 Saturday Oct 2020
Posted Satire
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I wonder why the ladies donโt like Trump?
(He has a gorgeous wife and he is rich)
Melania is neither plain nor plump โ
I wonder why the ladies donโt like Trump?
(He does prefer a shapely female rump)
Could it be jealousy? โ Itโs such a bitch!
I wonder why the ladies donโt like Trump?
(He has a gorgeous wife and he is rich)
โ D.N. OโBrien
29 Tuesday Sep 2020
Posted Satire
inTags
1st Presidential Debate 2020, Australian poet, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry
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The issues will soon be debated.
The broadcast will be highly rated.
Itโs man against man!
Trumpโs tuning his tan.
Joe Biden is being sedated.
โ D.N. OโBrien
07 Friday Aug 2020
Posted Satire
inTags
Australian poet, Biden Dementia, Donald Trump, Gardening tools, hoe, Joe Biden, Joe Biden's VP running mate, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, U.S. Presidential Election 2020
Deciden on Biden
Iโm a Democrat! Iโll vote for Joe!
Heโs demented? Oh sure, that I know.
His brainโs dead as a stump,
But heโs not Donald Trump!
(And heโll soon be replaced by a hoe.)
Shocked (Democrat voting) Reader:
Hey poet! Now Iโm really pissed!
You fascist! You misogynist!
You insult I see
His female VP.
From this defamation โ desist!
Poetโs Reply:
Oh, your words, how they sting! You are cruel!
But itโs clear that old Joeโs such a fool,
I must say here in verse,
Heโd be as POTUS worse,
Than a functional gardening tool.
โ D.N. OโBrien
22 Thursday Aug 2019
Posted Satire
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Australian poet, Donald Trump, Greenland, Greenland for sale, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry, Tasmania
Swapping Dependant Islands
Seems the U.S. will have a new state
Called โGreenlandโ โ arenโt they going great?
The Donald is dealing
With Danes (itโs like stealing).
Those boofheads will sure take the bait.
But we Aussies, well we are much brainier.
We thought of a deal even zanier.
Trump thinks heโs one up,
But weโll sell him a pup!
Heโll swap us Greenland for Tasmania!
โ D.N. OโBrien
20 Saturday Jul 2019
Posted Satire
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The Donald appeals to just half โ
The ones who at satire can laugh.
But 50% still arenโt buyers โ
Preferring professional liars.
โ D.N. OโBrien