The swamp, all our efforts defies,
For the waters continue to rise.
Despite the outflows
From our pumps, it still grows!
The swamp is expanding in size!
He’s trying to clean up the mess.
He’s got to keep trying I guess.
At least he can dream;
He’ll send it downstream,
Where it will get jammed by Congress.
There was a Russian – he was red of hair,
And all the little children he did scare.
He said he’d slash all regulation
And that he’d divide the nation
From the neighbours – build a border wall.
The Russian said he’d make the nation great.
The children said that sounded much like hate.
He said he’d get the country moving,
Create jobs and start improving
All the people’s lives from short to tall.
The children feared the Russian and his schemes.
They saw as nightmares all his lofty dreams.
They didn’t like the way he tweeted,
Said that he must be defeated –
“Fire the big red Russian!” was the call.
The Russian said he didn’t understand.
He thought himself the saviour of the land.
Still the children, they would hound him,
Till investigation found him
Not to be a Russian after all.
Poison gas? Ready tomahawks! – fire!
Rebels did it??? – Assad’s such a liar!
Arab son of a bitch!
To the rebels we’ll switch –
The good Arabs – the ones we admire.
His rise in the polls is astounding
The U.S. – could it be rebounding?
He gives not a damn,
And he bows to no man;
He’s all of the ‘experts’ confounding.
Unleash the Hounds!
He’s popular – goodness! It’s stunning.
The entrenched elites, they are running.
From their cozy cartels
Issue sulphurous smells;
For Donald, their servants are gunning.
The Donald’s campaign was on fire
Till he stumbled and fell in the mire.
He tripped over his mouth
And his votes headed south;
The guy’s not a professional liar.
Watch him hop, watch him jump, watch him run.
Drop a stump on the Donald – it’s fun.
With a huge hunk of wood
Knock him dead – hey it’s good!
Bloody murder…….but minus the gun.