𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 # 𝟏
It seems we are now on a footing of war.
But without the bullets, the bombs and the gore.
Stay 6 feet apart or you’re bound to get sick.
Obey, or I’ll prod you with my stasi stick!
If you’re feeling crook then stay isolated.
We’ll pay you to shelter safe under your bed.
As fast as we can we are printing new money.
You’ll soon have that paper you need for the dunny.
The feminine triumphs, the masculine falls.
It seems that our leaders no longer have balls.
— D.N. O’Brien