Climate of Fear

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Australian poet, Climate change gravy train, Climate Change Scam, epigram, Formal poetry, Man-made climate change, poem, poetry

𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞  𝐨𝐟  𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫

Man-made climate change is weird

For it one cannot measure;

But for so long as it is feared

 Amassed will be much treasure.

— D.N. O’Brien

𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

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climate change, Climate Change Scam, Noble Cause Corruption, poem, poetry, Triolet

𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞  𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞  𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

Corruption’s fine when there’s a noble cause.

And noble causes multiply these days.

And whether Climate Change or pointless wars,

Corruption’s fine when there’s a noble cause.

The corporations kneel, and profit soars;

 The nobles choose the tune, the piper plays.

Corruption’s fine when there’s a noble cause.

And noble causes multiply these days.

— D.N. O’Brien

Bitcoin and Porn Heating Up

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Australian poet, Bitcoin, Climate Change Scam, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

Bitcoin miners are killing the planet.
Speculation – we really must ban it!
Plus the million porn sites
That are dimming the lights!
Why must we fight the fire while they fan it?

Bitcoin & Porn causing Global Warming

Crazy Cash

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Australian poet, Climate Change Alarmism, Climate change corruption, Climate Change histeria, Climate Change Scam, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The asylum’s now run by the mad.
But before you conclude that is sad,
And insane, a bad dream,
Just consider a scheme,
For there’s lots of loot to be had.

Climate Change Cash

Flat Earth Deniers

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anthropogenic climate change, Climate Change Deniers, Climate change gravy train, Climate Change models, Climate Change Scam, Confirmation Bias, Corrupt scientists, poem, poetry

The world is flat, that’s clear to all,
Though some whose reasoning’s unsound
Persistently insist it’s round,
Just like a rather large golf ball.

These skeptics, proven science deny.
They say flat-earthers wish to scare
And of such scammers to beware –
That so called experts tell a lie.

But all good scientists say it’s true,
And we must harken to their cant,
And those who say that proof is scant,
Well they are just a rebel few.

The models say the world is flat
So at these round-earthers we scoff
For were it round we’d all fall off
And that should be the end of that!

And while it’s clear to you and me
That flat-earth theory always rules,
Perhaps these poor misguided fools
May all have eyes but cannot see

That it is proven –  let’s agree:
The Earth is flat as is the ground;
Upon a turtle’s back it’s found
And not upon a giant golf tee.

That’s Settled Then

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AGW, Australian traditional poetry, Climate Change Scam, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Man made climate change, poem, poetry

A sceptical scientist? – you?
Ninety seven percent say it’s true!
If you want a grant man
You’d best stick with the plan;
Get onboard, or it’s certain – you’re through!

The Climate Caper