The world is flat, thatโs clear to all,
Though some whose reasoningโs unsound
Persistently insist itโs round,
Just like a rather large golf ball.
These skeptics, proven science deny.
They say flat-earthers wish to scare
And of such scammers to beware –
That so called experts tell a lie.
But all good scientists say itโs true,
And we must harken to their cant,
And those who say that proof is scant,
Well they are just a rebel few.
The models say the world is flat
So at these round-earthers we scoff
For were it round weโd all fall off
And that should be the end of that!
And while itโs clear to you and me
That flat-earth theory always rules,
Perhaps these poor misguided fools
May all have eyes but cannot see
That it is proven –ย letโs agree:
The Earth is flat as is the ground;
Upon a turtleโs back itโs found
And not upon a giant golf tee.