Flat Earth Deniers

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anthropogenic climate change, Climate Change Deniers, Climate change gravy train, Climate Change models, Climate Change Scam, Confirmation Bias, Corrupt scientists, poem, poetry

The world is flat, that’s clear to all,
Though some whose reasoning’s unsound
Persistently insist it’s round,
Just like a rather large golf ball.

These skeptics, proven science deny.
They say flat-earthers wish to scare
And of such scammers to beware –
That so called experts tell a lie.

But all good scientists say it’s true,
And we must harken to their cant,
And those who say that proof is scant,
Well they are just a rebel few.

The models say the world is flat
So at these round-earthers we scoff
For were it round we’d all fall off
And that should be the end of that!

And while it’s clear to you and me
That flat-earth theory always rules,
Perhaps these poor misguided fools
May all have eyes but cannot see

That it is proven –  let’s agree:
The Earth is flat as is the ground;
Upon a turtle’s back it’s found
And not upon a giant golf tee.