Pet Hate

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anthropogenic climate change, Australian poet, Climate alarmists, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Pets causing global warming, poem, poetry

The time has come Fido, I fear.
You can see in my eye there’s a tear.
I love you, but dammit!
You’re killing the planet!
So I’ll drop some lead in your ear.

Shoot your puppy

Abnormal Me

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Climate alarmists, Climate deniers, limerick, Man made climate change, poem, poetry

They say I’m a climate denier.
I don’t share their forecast of fire
And heat due to us.
I’m not on that bus.
Their vision alarmist and dire.

Of deceit and collusion it reeks.
It’s supported by sniveling sneaks,
Who are all on the make
And it’s profits they’ll take,
As paid “science”, the latest graph tweaks.

I’m not normal, says some mad old bag.
Well if it is believing, you hag,
All the crap you are selling,
(Corrupt and foul smelling)
I’d rather relinquish that tag.

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