All the herbivores are celebrating.
That dead lion’s reputation’s deflating.
Despite all the bleating,
Was them he was eating.
Less terror, they’re anticipating.
Murderer Removed
01 Saturday Aug 2015
Posted Satire
in01 Saturday Aug 2015
Posted Satire
inAll the herbivores are celebrating.
That dead lion’s reputation’s deflating.
Despite all the bleating,
Was them he was eating.
Less terror, they’re anticipating.
01 Saturday Aug 2015
Posted Satire
inThere are paw prints all over the floor.
(It is rumoured they eat lions raw)
On the walls are stuffed heads.
(Panda skins on their beds?)
It’s a tale laced with gristle and gore.
01 Saturday Aug 2015
Score: one lion, and some thousands beheaded.
Dentists more than barbarians dreaded.
Cecil killed with one shot
While a multitude rot.
Is The West to insanity headed?
29 Wednesday Jul 2015
Posted Satire
inCecil’s dead – that’s a bit of a shame.
(Killing babies? – no! that’s not the same)
He had lived a long life.
Raised some cubs with each wife,
And was famous. (and certainly game)
So the world, it is now up in arms,
For a lion, it has primitive charms,
Unlike mere human trash,
To but plunder then smash –
Hunt this hunter – ‘his highness’ he harms.