Macronations

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Australian poet, Brigitte Marie-Claude Trogneux, Emmanuel Macron, poem, poetry

I hear Macron’s wife is a chocolate heiress….
Their age difference then, is considerably less.

That can’t be his wife….no…. there must be another.
No, that’s Mrs Macron – it isn’t his mother.

She’s old as the hills – does he have a complex?
No, Manny just likes older ladies for sex.

When he stands beside Trump, Manny looks like a midget.
Melania does much the same thing to Brigitte.

Is Manny a man or is Manny a mouse?
That’s easy, just take a quick look at his spouse.

But why would he marry an elderly wench?
She’s rich, he’s ambitious, but mostly – he’s French.

Chocolate Frogs

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Australian poet, Brigitte Marie-Claude Trogneux, Emmanuel Macron, Islamic State, Islamization, Jean Trogneux chocolates, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

The French soon will raise the white flag
And lower the tricolour rag.
They’ve lost their direction;
They’ll vote for confection –
A sweet talker and his old bag.

Emmanuel Macron – 3 facts

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Australian poet, Brigitte Macron, Brigitte Marie-Claude Trogneux, Emmanuel Macron, epigram, poem, poetry

He likes old girls.
He isn’t queer.
He’s married to a chocolatier.