Remember maternity frocks?
I wish they would make a comeback.
On tight-fitting garments, a pox!
Bring back the all-covering sack.
Now women with buns in the oven,
Exhibit their bellies distended,
To show off the fruit of their lovin’.
I’m by this display much offended.
If I wish to see a beached whale,
Then down to the sea I will go.
An inflated pregnant female?
I’d rather that bump didn’t show.