Ashkenazi Jew, Ashkenazi Jew IQ, Australian poet, Division, Jew IQ, Jews, poem, poetry, satire
An Ashkenazi Jew with a two hundred IQ,
Was clearly much too smart to be left in just one part,
So people half as wise thought to cut him down to size.
This genius, this Jew – they did cleave him quite in two.
Each half now was quite dumb, and the total IQ sum
Was now nought – you ask me why? – divided, Jews just die.