Dimwits

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Anthropogenic Global Warming, Australian poet, Man-made Climate Change scam, poem, poetry, Triolet

Dimwits

It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Thank goodness that we have climate control.
(Although of course it costs the Earth to run.)
It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Although it’s summer, sweltering’s no fun –
The ice, they say, is melting at each pole.
It’s rather hot – would you please dim the Sun?
Thank goodness that we have climate control.

Scientists to Dim the Sun

A Warmer Canada would be Cool

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Anthropogenic Global Warming, Australian poet, Global warming to benefit Canada, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Manmade climate change, poem, poetry, Spenserian sonnet

Oh Canada, you’ve so much cold to spare!
Your winters last so long, with snow and ice.
Could it be possible to warm the air?
A few degrees – that surely would suffice.
Would not some warmer winter winds be nice?
The summers longer, and the winters short?
A milder climate – would it not entice
More visitors? You’d still have winter sport;
It wouldn’t suffer – ships, to every port
Would still bring tourists bound for the snow-slopes.
So wouldn’t warming measures have support?
Here’s an Aussie suggestion – don’t be dopes;
Burn coal and gas at an increasing pace
And make cold Canada a warmer place.

Global warming to benefit Canada

A Feast of Dumb Ideas

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Anthropogenic Global Warming, australian formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Paris Climate Conference, poem, poetry

In Paris the champagne corks popping
Kept time with the snouts in troughs slopping
Shrimp, caviar, veal;
The crooks cooked a deal.
(The temperature’s already dropping)