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Cold Denial

02 Monday Dec 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐‚๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ง๐ข๐š๐ฅ

Now please pay attention you fools.
As the planet heats up weather cools.
Although you are freezing,
And shivering โ€” wheezing,
Stop burning those damned fossil fuels!

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

UK Coldest Winter for 100 years

Glacier Pops Clogs!

10 Thursday Oct 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Formal poetry, Glaciers, Holocene Age, Ice Ages, Pizol glacier, poem, poetry, Swiss Alps

๐†๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ข๐ž๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐‚๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ!

The Holocene is where we are โ€”
Twixt ice ages, but not that far
From when the Earth was glacier-bound,
When climes were cooler, just around
10,000 warmer years ago.
And now some glaciers still grow
Whilst others shrink โ€” some disappear,
But thereโ€™s no need for you to fear โ€”
The Pizol was worn out and old,
There was no pulse โ€” it was ice-cold.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Pizol Glacier Dies

The Greta Gamble

26 Thursday Sep 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Observation

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Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Child abuse, Child exploitation, Greta Thunberg, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐†๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐š ๐†๐š๐ฆ๐›๐ฅ๐ž

A miscalculation Iโ€™d say.
Exploiting young girls doesnโ€™t pay.
The strain showed in her tortured face.
Poor Greta will weaken their case.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

The Coalmine Cat

25 Wednesday Sep 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Canary in the coalmine, Coalmine canary, Greta Thunberg, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐จ๐š๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐‚๐š๐ญ

{๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ข ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ}

Once an anti-coal canary,
In the gloom pulled faces scary.
Smiled, then grimaced, gave a frown,
From her perch fell upside down,
To the bottom of her cage.
(This bird should be on the stage).
There she lay asphyxiated.
(She was acting). With breath bated
Came a miner to remove her;
He with soft sounds sought to sooth her.
But she lay still and pretended
That coal-gas had her life ended.
So the miner sniffed the warm air
But no gas could he detect there.
Thus he knew the bird was lying โ€”
She was acting โ€” wasnโ€™t dying.
So he called the coalmine cat.

And that was the end of that.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Zeus the Climate Changer

10 Wednesday Jul 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire, Sonnet

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Ancient Greek Gods, Ancient Greek Mythology, Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, climate change, Palaeocene, poem, poetry, sonnet, Spenserian sonnet, Warm Palaeocene Epoch, Zeus

๐™๐ž๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ

The climate? What a pack of stupid fools!
They think that they affect it? The idea!
At my command it either heats or cools.
From here on high Olympus do I steer
The clouds, the winds! They say the atmosphere
Has too much CO2 โ€” a load of rot!
Computer models? Dear, oh dear, oh dear.
They think the climate simple? Well itโ€™s not!
In winter it is cold โ€” in summer hot!
In autumn and in spring itโ€™s in between!
They think thatโ€™s simple? Are they smoking pot?
Can they explain the warm Palaeocene?
Iโ€™d best calm down; I need to cool my rage.
I wonder how theyโ€™d handle an Ice Age?

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

The Gore Effect

03 Monday Jun 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Al Gore, Al Gore coming to Queensland, Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Australian traditional poetry, Formal poetry, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, poem, poetry

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐†๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐„๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐œ๐ญ

It seems that wherever Gore goes,
The forecast is for record lows.
Wherever heโ€™s chosen
To go โ€” it is frozen!
In Queensland where it never snows,

Itโ€™s snowing! Oh well done Al Gore!
Weโ€™ve never seen this stuff before!
Your amazing powers
Have brought snowy showers.
(Now go home, you climate change bore.)

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Rid us of this Troublesome Scientist!

27 Wednesday Mar 2019

Posted by Dennis N. O'Brien in Satire

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Anthropogenic Climate Change scam, Australian poet, Barrier Reef health, Crooked climate scientists, Fake news, Great barrier reef in pristine condition, James Cook University, Peter Ridd, poem, poetry, Triolet

Rid us of this Troublesome Scientist!

He says the reefโ€™s as healthy as can be!
Why canโ€™t he just shut up and take the dough!
And whether heโ€™s on land or out at sea,
He says the reefโ€™s as healthy as can be!
Why canโ€™t this stupid physicist agree
With us, and with our tangled tale of woe?
He says the reefโ€™s as healthy as can be!
Why canโ€™t he just shut up and take the dough!

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien

Peter Ridd versus James Cook University

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