Celtic Copies

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Alan Joyce, Alan Joyce gay Irish CEO of Qantas, Australian poet, Clones, poem, poetry, QANTAS, Triolet

𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬

Is someone out there cloning Alan Joyce?
Our CEOs all look and sound like him.
The face, the fine physique, the tenor voice —
Is someone out there cloning Alan Joyce?
There doesn’t seem to be a lot of choice —
The prospects for diversity seem dim.
Is someone out there cloning Alan Joyce?
Our CEOs all look and sound like him.

— D.N. O’Brien

Beyond the Pale

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Alan Joyce, Australian poet, Israel Folau, Israel Folau sacking, poem, poetry, QANTAS, Rugby Australia

𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐞

The short gay Irishman named Joyce,
He has a quite annoying voice.
The faith of footballer Israel,
Joyce says is way beyond the pale.
(It’s not a trendy “lifestyle choice”).

— D.N. O’Brien

Latham attacks QANTAS Joyce