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I went unto the playing fields to check upon our youth.
I went and saw the conquered and I uttered quietly: โStruth!โ
I searched in vain for brave young men; I searched but few could see.
I watched the heroes of each sport go down upon one knee.
I listened to the commentariat, their words so barmy.
I came back home and wrote this down: โWe couldnโt raise an armyโ.
โ D.N. OโBrien