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Peter the Great

Was six feet eight.

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Some say even longer,

And Russia stronger.

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Zelensky may be a comic figure,

But even clowns can pull a trigger.

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โ€œOkay weโ€™re neutralโ€, Zelensky said

And with three words he raised the dead.

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Then Putin said: โ€œAbout Donbas……

Weโ€™ll talk instead of kicking ass.โ€

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Zelensky said: โ€œYou ask no more?โ€

Putin replied: โ€œYouโ€™d rather war?โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien