(Since I don’t think Joe can be kept alive for much longer)
(I recycled this from one I wrote for Hillary, but she let me down)
𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐚
A female President? – What could go wrong?
In government one has to compromise,
And we all know the fairer sex is strong
In that regard, and too, unlike the guys,
Gals hold no grudges and they tell no lies.
Logical, clear-headed, rational, and
Like Solomon, judicious, fair, and wise.
Male politicians, on the other hand,
Behave in ways no one can understand.
So with a female leader we can live.
A change for good is sweeping o’er the land.
We need a President with love to give.
Into the depths ancient suspicions hurl,
And give the highest office to a girl.
— D.N. O’Brien