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Kamala is a girl — I’m sure of that.
Unlike Michelle, who’s possibly a bloke.
And she’s presentable — the girl’s no bat,
And obviously she is super-woke.
But consequently she can’t take a joke
Unless it is devoid of all offence.
She’ll be POTUS when Joe decides to croak;
And being kind of black, will beat Mike Pence
Next time around. She has no common sense,
But has Indian blood (sub-continent).
She’s way way left — this darling of the dense,
The Bolsheviks, the bitter, and the bent.
Sure, she’s a fraud but when all’s said and done,
Kamala ticks the boxes — every one.

— D.N. O’Brien